Editing Woe Machine

[[File:WoeMachine.jpg|210px|thumb|right|Yeah, even by Chaos standards, they are hard to figure out what the hell their meant to look like.]]
''"The scale of the enemy woe machines is almost unimaginable, the sheer cruelty... extraordinary: great flywheels fixed with blades, scissoring jaws, vast wheels designed purely for crushing, insectoid crawlers breathing flame from draconian snouts.

They are the mechanisms of an insane torturer made real and magnified to giant proportions. The Imperial Guard is many things, but in the end, it is only flesh and bone and blood, and these... are fashioned simply to strip and rend and break those mortal substances quite utterly."'' ~Marshal Blackwood, 757.M41, in his private journal

Woe Machines are what happens when you give the forces of Chaos the concept of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BattleBots/ battlebots] and super size it to rival [[Titans]] and super-heavies. They were created by  Heritor Asphodel during the lovely clusterfuck known as the Sabbat Worlds Crusade. 

They were first encountered on Ashek II and to give you how terrifying they were, the local Imperial Guard stationed there and their leader in charge, Marshal Blackwood transmitted urgent pleas to Warmaster Slaydo for Titan reinforcements. And instead of a scene of pure [[Awesome|awesomesauce]] of two giant machines battling out, [[Wat|the Guardsmen being totally out of character for them, was instead traumatized by the machine....what!?]] We are not making this shit up.

Still later, Asphodel produced several new woe machines from the manufactories of Hive Ferrozoica on Verghast, where the Heritor mobilized the city's entire population to exterminate its neighbor, Vervunhive.

The Woe Machine has not been seen since, despite the potential awesome it would bring. Another machine wasted and mothballed by [[Chaos]] again eh?

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