Editing Baneblade

[[Image:Baneblade Motivator.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Pew pew, bitches.]]

"IT IS THE '''BEEEEEINNNBLEEEEHHDDDEEEE'''!" ~ Captain Diomedes of the Blood Ravens.

The '''Baneblade''' is a big fucking [[Imperium of Man|Imperial]] tank Warhammer 40,000 universe, known generally for an impressive arsenal (OF GUNS), and [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs|disappearing en masse]]. Besides ''looking'' totally kickass, it stomps a lot of ass too. It is supposedly one of the oldest and largest tank designs used by the Imperium, despite that it's actually medium-sized according to the old Epic fluff. Then again, the "big" tanks in Epic were closer to moving, gun-mounting cathedrals. This is an actual tank. A manly tank. ''The'' manly tank.  If only the Mechanicus had looked at the Battle Cannon, looked at the Baneblade, and scaled-down the Baneblade design and slapped on single-barrel heavy weapons instead of twin-linked and a long-barreled Battle Cannon.

==Origins==
The Baneblade first appeared in the ''Space Marine'' edition of [[Epic]], where it was the Imperial Guard's standard super-heavy tank (it says a lot about the universe that there's such a thing as a "standard" one).  This version was armed with a turret-mounted Battle Cannon (with the same stats as the one on the [[Leman Russ Battle Tank]], despite the turret being the ''size'' of a Leman Russ), two Lascannons, and a bunch of dice worth of "Bolters" to deal with swarms.  Despite obviously having a big gun on the lower hull, there was no representation of it in the tank's rules.  Fluff described the hull as the size of a city block.

Being a standard version, there were variants at that point, and only three:

* The '''Stormhammer''' was effectively a moving fortress, and the precise armament is hard to say given the odd way the game treated "Bolters;" anything from an officer's [[Bolt Pistol]]s to ''both'' a Leman Russ' [[Heavy Bolter]]s was one attack dice with the same stats.  This means this particular monster might have up to 24 Heavy Bolters in addition to two turrets with two battle cannons each.  Basically, you park it in a place and then forget about that place, since it is now Defended.
* The '''Shadowsword''' was one of two Titan-killing variants, armed with two [[Lascannons]] and some "Bolters" like the Baneblade, but with the rear hull built up into a giant casemate mounting a fixed Volcano Cannon, a giant laser weapon normally mounted on Titans.
* The '''Stormblade''' was a second variant of the fixed-weapon hull, and proof of how incredibly fucking HUEG the old Epic fluff made the Baneblade chassis; no fruity Lascannons for this one, the sponson weapons were a rack of missiles and a fucking ''[[Battle Cannon]]''.  Your main gun was a Titan-grade Plasma Blastgun with a Hellion anti-Titan missile slung on the top.  Potential drivers had to produce written proof that they were [[meme|bad enough dudes]] [[/v/|to save the President]] before they'd even be considered.  [[Forge World]] makes a Stormblade, but it just sits there (eating an entire sack of dicks) because it knows it will never be cool enough to have a sponson-mounted Battle Cannon.

The Chaos legions have their own version called the '''Decimator''', which is, in fact, an early pre-production model super-heavy tank that would later lead to the development of the Baneblade. It has replaced its bolters with lots and lots of Reaper Autocannons, resulting in it being far nastier against medium armor, though its main cannon is not turreted, meaning the entire tank has to turn to fire it.

==Design==
Here are a few fun facts about the mighty Baneblade:

*When the [[Adeptus Mechanicus]] discovered a [[STC]] printout with the designs for a Dark Age of Technology tank, the design was classified as a 'light battle tank.' In other words, the super heavy moving fortress of rape and death that we know as the Baneblade was originally considered the equivalent of a [[Salamander Reconnaissance Vehicle]] and that there might be an STC for an ''even more powerful tank'' lying around somewhere. (Which is bullshit since the role of a light tank is to quickly get to place to place in order to bring strong firepower to an area or be used as a reconnaissance vehicle, which the baneblade is both too large and too slow to do)
*At the time of the [[Great Crusade]], there used to be ''entire <s>companies</s> battalions'' of Baneblades (it was described as being the "mainstay" of the Imperial Army). Nowadays, regiments with [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs|anywhere near a hundred Baneblades]] are virtually unheard of, and any Imperial Guard force can count itself lucky to have just one in their possession. If a Baneblade gets lost in combat, chances are that the Mechanicus will throw a bitchfit and pull out all stops to recover the hulk. This was the case seven years before the Third Armageddon War, when an entire Imperial Guard Army Group of approximately 30,000 men were deployed to Golgotha to retrieve Yarrick's Fortress of Arrogance and a bit of STC teleporter tech (although guard didn't know about that last part). From two tank battalions, lead by a Shadowsword tank called Angel of the Apocalypse and supported with a full mechanized battalion of elite Kasrkin Storm Troopers, only a pair of tanks and couple of hundred men survived. <del>Rather justified </del>. It was not and that is the point of the novel Gunheads that describes the sorry ordeal. They traded an elite tank force that was desperately needed in Armageddon, for Yarricks precious relic, so that some smug general could score some political points. Repairing a Baneblade is easier than making a new one, but trading a full tank army for one, is not worth it.
* Production of Baneblades continues to the 41st Millennium. Although the STC has been shared with a select few of the countless forgeworlds in the Imperium, the majority of Baneblades still come from Martian forges. As a result, the [[Macharius Heavy Tank]] was re-discovered/developed explicitly for armored regiments that needed something meaner than a [[Leman Russ Battle Tank]] but needed scientific notation to denote their place on the Baneblade delivery list.  

[[Grimdark|When people say that the Imperium is now but a shadow of humanity's past glory, they ain't kiddin'.]]

==Warhammer 40,000==
Scratch-built Baneblade models with homebrew (read: unfair) rules have been kicking around since roughly ten minutes after it was introduced in Epic, but it wasn't until [[Forge World]] was founded that [[Games Workshop]] ever considered releasing an official model.  The Baneblade then became available as a plastic kit from GW itself, along with a six-option kit for the casemate fixed-hull variants.  With the [[Warhammer 40,000 6th edition|sixth edition]] re-release of [[Apocalypse]], GW redid the kit again to make all eight of their official variants (everything in the list below except for the Fellblade, Plaguereaper, Stormblade, and Stormhammer). Shame no one plays them.

=== Variants ===

There are currently ten official variants (nine of which have models), with the names being a nightmarish jumble of "Bane," "Sword," "Storm," "Shadow," "Blade" and "Hammer" to the point it's difficult remembering which is which.

==== Baneblade ====

The modern '''Baneblade''' mounts what's known as a "[[Baneblade Cannon]]" (representing belated recognition that the thing in the turret is really huge and so probably not a Battle Cannon) with a coaxial Autocannon, the same two Lascannons it always had, two Twin-linked Heavy Bolters in each sponson and another two on the hull front, and a [[Demolisher Cannon]] where the Mysterious Not-A-Weapon was once mounted.  This leads to the well-known [[Dawn of War|ELEVEN BARRELS OF HELL]], though the vehicle has options for two more sponsons to be mounted (each with another Lascannon and Twin-linked Heavy Bolter) which raises the bar to seventeen.  This option can only be taken on the GW plastic kit, as the old Forge World models were shorter, sillier-looking, and had no place for them.  These were given their own pattern in the fluff, and thrust upon an unsuspecting Forge World (the ''other'' kind) to make and produce for all eternity.

The Baneblade is so awesome [[Commissar Yarrick]] uses a customized, "commandeered" Baneblade as his own transport.  It's known as THE FORTRESS OF ARROGANCE and it makes Heretics and Xenos wet themselves. Although Yarrick did leave the thing parked on a world of Orks by "accident".

==== Banehammer ====
The '''Banehammer''' fields the [[Tremor Cannon]] in a forward-set casement, a weapon that can turn a huge segment of the battlefield into a patch of flying rubble, slowing down the enemy long enough for the rest of the army to destroy them. It can also carry 25 soldiers, and has enough room in the rear deck to let ten of them stand outside and fire.

==== Banesword ====

The '''Banesword''' is a siege tank: its [[Quake Cannon]] can be fired as a barrage weapon at a massive range to destroy up to 15' away, use this to troll the [[Warhammer Fantasy Battles|WFB]] players on the next table.

==== Doomhammer ====

The '''Doomhammer''' is a tank-killer. With a modest 5" blast but stats befitting a tank hunter, the [[Magma Cannon]] can reduce all but the largest of titans to scrap. It can also carry 25 soldiers, and has enough room in the rear deck to let ten of them stand outside and fire.

==== Fellblade ====

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The '''Fellblade''' is the [[Space Marines]]' main super-heavy tank, not used very much since the [[Horus Heresy]].  It's not so much a variant of the Baneblade as a sibling tank, with a unique [[Forge World]] kit to make it.  Like pretty much everything else the Space Marines have, it is superior to the [[Imperial Guard]]'s equivalent.

==== Hellhammer ====

The '''Hellhammer''' has the same profile as the Baneblade -- it doesn't have a big armored casement like the others, but rather the same comically-small pivoting turret.  It uses the [[Hellhammer Cannon]], which is shorter, but no less deadly than the Baneblade Cannon, and strikes harder but on a smaller area, giving exactly zero fucks about the cover in between.

==== Plaguereaper ====

The '''Plaguereaper''' is a Baneblade variant exclusive to the forces of [[Nurgle]]. It's a corrupted baneblade chassis with its baneblade cannon replaced with a giant pus-cannon, which bathes a large area with a contagion that causes the body of whoever's afflicted by it, to erupt in boils and their flesh broken down before their very eyes in seconds.

There is no official Plaguereaper model; official pictures of it depict an excellent conversion by a GW employee.

==== Shadowsword ====

The '''Shadowsword''' is a [[titan]]-killer. With a D-strength [[Volcano Cannon]], and the ability to upgrade its BS, the Shadowsword has a very good chance of bringing down even the biggest of titans. This guy is your friend. It will be there for you when something absolutely ''must'' die and must die ''now''. GW and Forgeworld both make kits for these -- the GW kit can make seven other tanks, but FW's kit has a bigger engine and a bipod for the cannon to rest on.

==== Stormblade ====

The Forge World '''Stormblade''' is armed with [[Plasma Blastgun]], a [[plasma]]-hurling death weapon that eats [[MEQ]]'s, hordes, hordes of MEQ's, and even light tanks for breakfast.  With better range than the Stormlord and a blast radius so big that [[Grey Knights|Plasma Siphons]] feel even worse about existing, it excels at killing hordes of anything in [[Apocalypse]].  Even vehicle hordes.

==== Stormhammer ====

The '''Stormhammer''' had an official datasheet on GW's website for a while (the page with all the datasheets disappeared after the release of 6th Edition), but no official model, most likely because GW would either need to make a separate twin-turret hull for a single model, or think of even ''dumber'' names for another six variants.

==== Stormlord ====

The '''Stormlord''' is designed with but one purpose: to waste [[MEQ]]s. With the most dakka seen in Imperial armies (hell, ANYWHERE) in the form of a [[Vulcan Mega-Bolter]] (that can fire ''twice'' if the tank sits still), the ability to have up to 20 of its 40 passengers fire from its fighting platform and the option to have four lascannons, this tank WILL END enemy infantry!

==== Stormsword ====

The '''Stormsword''' excels at city fighting.  It is able to turn entire building blocks to dust with a single shot.  The tank's main weakness is the short range on its [[Stormsword Cannon]].

==Dawn of War series==
===DoW I===

In the Dawn of War PC game the Baneblade is the IG super-heavy unit, equivalent to the [[Chaos]] [[Bloodthirster]] [[Daemon]], or [[Eldar]]'s Avatar of [[Khaine]].  Only it's better because instead of a winged Daemon cow or a big flaming homosexual in a loincloth, it's a fucking giant tank.  It is literally the best of these master units in the game, and it will go toe-to-toe with any other such unit and kill them before they kill it.  Every time.

Its a well known fact that the crew members of Baneblades are chosen exclusively on the grounds of how big their balls are.  This makes them able to shout "[[FAIL|Failure]] is the weakness of the enemy!" "Releasing ELEVEN barrels of hell!" and "All guardsmen, Follow ME to GLOOREEEEY!" and being the only badass non-Hero unit in the entire [[Imperial Guard]].

===DoW II===

The Baneblade was introduced in DoWII's latest expansion: Retribution, as the Imperial Guard's super heavy unit and one of the superunits, a title it shares with the Swarmlord, the Great Unclean One, the Avatar of [[Khaine]] once more (notably, the Avatar along with the Baneblade are the only returning superunits from the first Dawn of War series), the Battlewagon, and the Land Raider Redeemer (which is a different variant from the one in Dawn of War). It makes a centerpiece appearance in the second mission of the campaign where a renegade one chases your characters around while the crazy Scottish driver yells "IDDACARE WHOO YOU ARE! FELL DA MIGHTA'DA BANEBLADE!!" [[FAIL|It then gets sodomized by rudimentary anti-armour turrets]]. On the upside, if you're playing space marines, you get to watch the Emperor's Fury running around a jungle path being chased by a giant tank (Benny Hill music optional, but encouraged).

It's still a moving fortress of rape that can decimate multiple tanks at a time and blow hordes of enemy units to bits and the strongest and toughest vehicle in the game (since it can't transport infantry like the Battlewagon and Land Raider Redeemer, it compensates with more firepower). The main difference is that while its main weapons systems (the BEHNBLADE cannon and the Demolisher Cannon) do much more damage than before, they don't function like the rest of its guns, they're used for special abilities that require manual targeting to fire, and cannot be fired at targets within minimum range. On top of that, this Baneblade has only TEN BARRELS OF HELL: the co-axial autocannon is there but is non-functional, which considerably reduces the overall firepower of this beast. Needless to say, the Baneblade requires a ton of support to use effectively, or otherwise it will be taken down in melee/at close range by just about anything (though all super units need support as well, so that's nothing new). Also, it's size means it can have difficulty maneuvering on certain maps (DoW II maps tend to not have as much open space as the original's).

The Baneblade has achieved a bit of a mini-meme status because of Captain [[Apollo Diomedes]] of the [[Blood Ravens]], who has this tendency to scream: ''"EET IS THE BEEEEHHHHNNNBLLADDDE"'', [[Indrick Boreale|in the most awesomely hilarious voice]] possible, whenever he sees one. Unfortunetly, this meme is already old and overused.

==The Novel==
The novel, titled Baneblade, is about lt. Lo Bannick and his quest to redeem himself from the grievous sin of killing his cousin in self-defense. He does this by signing on to the nearest imperial guard unit and starts the novel commanding a squadron of [[Leman Russ]]es and then after an Ork ambush he gets a spot as third gunner on the ''Mars Triumphant''.  

In short it's written so you could fap to how [[awesome]] the Baneblade is.

==External Links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpGr8MBE65k Russia made a scaled-up RC variant. Makes me wonder what the US did wrong not to get one too.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpBngmCpUrU Captain Diomedes' hit single: IT IS THE BEEEIIINBLADE!]
* [http://www.blacklibrary.com/warhammer-40000/baneblade.html A Black Library's novel: BEEEIIINBLADE!!!]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyHRQgDhHZ0 THE BANEBLADETERIUM!]

==Gallery==
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Image:Winterassault.jpg|General Sturn likes it hot and heavy.
Image:Baneblade.jpg|ALL GUARDSMEN!
Image:Baneblade2.jpg|FOLLOW ME TO GLORY!
Image:Shadowsword.jpg|Make a compensation joke at your own expense.
Image:LOLBaneblade.jpg|The track is broken and the sponson turret has a beef with the driver. This is an official image, by the way.
Image:Yarrick34b.jpg|Yarrick's fortress of WHERE ARE MY PRUNES
File:Baneblade full cover.jpg|''<s>Multiple'' Baneblades. Start panicking.</s> Neh, that must be Vance Stubbs missing Baneblades 
</gallery>

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