Editing Bear Lore

[[Image:Bear lore.png|thumb|right|300px|We're not even making this shit up.]]
What's that? A large, [[furry]], aggressive animal has just interrupted your party? '''BEAR LORE''' TIME!

Roll a Nature check.

*DC15: Cave bears live in caves.

*DC20: Dire bears like to attack with their natural weapons.

For the same DC regarding manticores, you get to know it has 3 rows of teeth and that it can speak common and that it can be tricked easily.

The Bear Lore [[meme]] started right when the [[4e|4th edition]] core books were leaked online. After paging through them, someone found a chart for "bear lore" which had dc checks to find out amazingly stupid things about bears. Someone posted this on /tg/ and there were many [[Rage|lulz]] to be had as people continued to talk about what else there is to learn about bears, among other things. The meme originated here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1839136/

'''Alternatively, a Religion check on bears provides the following:'''

*DC15: Bears do not attend any continuous services of worship. They are ready to kill at all hours of the week.

*DC20: They mysteriously vanish every winter, perhaps to give reverence to their perverse fertility goddess while gorging on the souls of men lost to famine.

*DC25: Bear society has no visibly ordained clerics.

*DC35: SHIT NEVERMIND THEY HAVE THEM RUN.



===Other Lore===

'''Bee Lore'''

A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check.

*DC15: [[Bees]] generally live in hives or trees.

*DC20: NO!! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!!! AAGGH!!! THEY'RE IN MY EYES! AAAGGGGHHH!!1!

*DC 25: I'M COVERED IN BEEEEEEES (-10 to all seduction checks)


'''Fire Lore'''

A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check.

*DC15: Fire is Hot

*DC20: Only YOU can prevent forest fires

*DC25: If you were smart enough not to touch fire, you'd not NEED the stop-drop-roll info, and if you touched the fire, it's too late to make that check now. Enjoy burning to death!

*DC30: IT'S FUCKIN' HOT IN HERE.


'''Water Lore'''

A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check.

*DC15: The water is cold.

*DC20: You can drink water.

*DC25: When immersed in water, organisms with lungs cannot breathe.



'''Fuzzy Wozzie Lore'''

*DC5: Fuzzy Wozzie was a bear

*DC10: Fuzzy Wozzie had no hair

*DC15: Fuzzy Wozzie was a [[loli]]?


'''Cliff Lore'''

A character knows the following information with a successful Geography check.

*DC15: Cliffs usually live at the edge of things

*DC20: If you walk off a cliff you will be hurt

*DC25: All of the [[Fags of 4chan#Fag|gods]] know that 4th edition sucks and urge you to jump and end it all


'''Spy Lore'''

A character knows the following information with a successful [[/v/]] check.

*DC15: The knife in your back was placed by a spy

*DC20: [[GENTLEMEN]]

*DC25: That's your blood on his suit

*DC35: I was a spy all a long.


'''Human Lore'''

*DC10: They are squishy

*DC20: They're bastards most of the time.

*DC30: HOLY SWINGING FUCK THEY LIVE IN CITIES?


'''Pyro Lore'''

A character knows the following information with a successful [[/v/]] check.

*DC20: Pyros hate spies

*DC25: Pyro has a [[Flamer|flamethrower]]

*DC30: Flamethrower kills spies dead

*DC40: Pyros like Fire. Brush up on your Fire Lore.


'''Dark Lore'''

A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check.

*DC10: It's dark in here.

*DC15: You may be [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nigRT2KmCE| eaten by a grue.]

*DC20: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

*DC25: Shoulda brought a candle.

*DC30: Dark congregates around [[grimdark|Grim]].


'''Tzeentch Lore'''

A character cannot know the following information[[Just as planned|.]]

*DC10: [[Tzeentch]] likes birds.

*DC20: Tzeentch makes plans.

*DC25: Just as planned.

*DC30: Just as planned.

*DC35: These dice are loaded, and will roll exactly what Tzeentch wants you to roll.

*DC99: [[Just as planned]].


'''Economy Lore'''

*DC10: The state of the economy is excellent. 

*DC15: There is a problem with Fannie Mae.

*DC20: OMG

*DC25: You can purchase "The Republic of Iceland" on eBay for $229.99 (inc. VAT).


'''Plan Lore'''

*DC10: Make a Plan.

*DC15: Carry out Plan.

*DC20: ????????????

*DC25: PROFIT!

*DC99: Tzeench made your plan, and gave it to you without you knowing about it.  [[Just as planned]].


'''Nebbish Lore'''

A character knows the following information with a successful [[Neckbeard]] check.

*DC20: Being unknowingly nebbish is annoying.

*DC25: Being deliberately annoying is nebbish.

*DC35: GTFO!


'''Cat Lore'''

A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check.

*DC10: Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.

*DC15: Cats eat mice

*DC20: Cats Hate you. No exceptions.

*DC35:Cats can sometimes be [[furry|Girls]].


'''[[Hat]] Lore'''

A character knows the following information with a successful Irish check.

*DC15: Hats live on hatracks, or people's heads.

*DC20: Hats can be used as a drinking apparatus.

*DC25: Casey wore his brand new hat to Murphy's wake last night. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSk0SxaXgbw Someone stole his hat and, boy, it started up a fight.]

*DC30: Hats, Beards, and Sweden [[Minecraft|go well together]].

*(DC40: Commissars wear hats. Don't tell anyo{{BLAM}})


'''Internet Lore'''

A character knows the following information with a successful Computers check.

*DC10: The internet is for porn.

*DC15: The internet is not a big truck.

*DC20: The internet is a series of tubes.

*DC35: Skynet has been born, and has sent robot killers back in time to Terminate you.

*DC40: You're on the internet right now!

=='''Gallery'''==
<gallery>
Image:CAVEBEAR.JPG|Cave bears live in caves.
Image:Bearclaw.jpg|A bear and its natural weapon.
Image:Manvsbear.jpg|BEAR LORE: LEARN IT.
Image:Bear_cavalry.jpg‎|Another reason take Bear Lore as a feat.
</gallery>

==See Also==
*[[Bear cavalry]]
*[[Bear trap]]
*[[Angry Bear]]
[[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]]
[[Category:RAGE]]
[[category:meme]]