Editing 1d4chan's Assembling, Painting and Basing Guide (section)

==Where to start==

First, you need your miniatures. Rampant capitalism, aside from allowing these sorts of hobbies to flourish, has ensured that you can always find a wide array of miniatures for sale. However, your experience with this hobby will mostly be determined how much money, patience and luck you have.

'''Money:'''

This first one is obvious, seeing as this is not exactly a cheap hobby. But since you are already here, you are most likely committed, and have already placed your wallet on life support. Depending on which company you choose, your spending may range from a few dozen Euro coins to enough cash to hire a ''real'' private army. We suggest you start this hobby with something small, such as a character you like. Perhaps even a squad of your favorite meat shields, for a few guinea pigs. If you are short on money, you might consider second-hand minis. eBay offers a wide variety of options, particularly GW marines. If you live outside of the US or UK, however, this usually loses attractiveness, as the cost of shipment increases. But again, given that you've already come this far, you're probably willing to shell it out. Unless, of course, you can't afford to. In that case, we recommend you first try to increase your income. Seriously, ''don't'' sell your kidneys or lungs if you can't afford these toy army men. /tg/s favorite plastic crack should ''not'' be devouring 20 percent or more of your monthly budget. 

'''Patience:'''

So, let's say you live in a place where this hobby is not exactly popular. Certain regions lack the historical tradition of elegan/tg/entlemen buying and building their own little toy armies, while grinding through tens of pages of rules and profiles. If your region was tragically deprived of this rich and magnificent culture, you will need to send for a delivery, which means shipping time. Also, keep in mind that these plastic models are ''not'' the same as children's toys. You yourself will need to accomplish what is usually done in a factory assembly line, and will pay double and triple the price for this privilege. Welcome to Warhammer. Furthermore, miniatures are often produced with a level of detail that would spook even a head surgeon. But that's okay. We accept the challenge. We are all craftsmen. It is our pride. 

'''Luck:'''

Yes, luck. This is the biggest one. See, one day you might find an advertisement for an amazing miniature, and you just ''have'' to have it. You then discover that it's out of stock. In this case, you could decide that the time has come to rebel against the evil corporations, and flee to havens like eBay to purchase from the people, by the people and for the people. Or, you may even attempt to reject the system entirely, instead turning to China for cheaply-produced aid (just know that we strongly discourage this course of action, as it's pushing your luck even more. Also, we don't want to have the wiki killed). 

Luck plays a key role in so many other aspects of a purchase, as well. You might buy second-hand miniatures to save some money, only to discover that they are in a worse state than what was shown in the picture. After all, photo manipulation, or even the perfect camera angle, can hide away the most glaring of flaws. Perhaps you want to remove the paint from a pre-owned mini, only to discover the previous owner used oils instead of easily-removable acrylics. Buying anything second-hand is always a bit of gamble, and this is especially true for miniatures. Even if you buy your stuff first-hand at an official shop, you could end with a damaged model. Things happen, and while you might recover your money or get a replacement, you have still lost valuable ''time.''

You should also consider the weather in your region. Dry, cold, wet, all of these climates will influence your hobby experience. A good, simple rule is to practice your hobby in a place with a temperature and level of humidity that is comfortable for most human beings (and the occasional sci-fi or fantasy humanoid).

And on the matter of luck, ''remember.'' Shit happens. Brushes fray, miniatures fall and break, and Nuln Oil gets spilled (too often). The more skillful, experienced, and/or rich you are, the better you'll be able to deal with these events. Truth be told, they are going to be part of your life as a hobbyist, so be prepared.