Editing 4 chan anime Writefaggotry (section)

==/tg/ and /v/ at the LGS==
(scene) In the LGS. Is working, someone wearing a trench coat and sunglasses with most of his face covered comes in.

/tg/: Welcome to the Local Gaming Store....*looks at the man*.......sir?

/a/ (aside to /tg/): I know a few things about androgyny, that's a male.

Man: I'm here for some of that....*whispers* ''Dungeons & Dragons'' stuff.

/tg/: Sure. Which edition are you looking for?

Man: Uh....uh....the first one.

/tg/: *.....*

Man: What?

/tg/: We're out of stock sir, might I suggest either 3rd or 4th?

Man (voice accelerating): Why don't you just tell me when you'll get the shipment in andIcangiveyoumyaddressandyoucanshipittome.

/tg/: Sir?

Man - And you can ship it to me.

/tg/: When we get our first edition shipment in....

Man: Yes. Would that be OK?

/tg/: I don't think we're expecting a shipment for the next....year at least. Are you a first time player?

Man: How did you know?

/tg/: Lucky guess sir. Might I suggest 4th edition then? Excellent for beginners such as yourself.

Man: *taking off his sunglasses to get a better look*

/a/: /v/?! Is that you!?