Editing Adeptus Custardians (section)

==What Is It?==
If <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device Alfabusa]</span> was lazy and decided to abandon his YouTube fame for nothing but the 
adoration and attention of his fans, this Facebook Page may well be made by the man himself. But that's not the case, the Facebook Page resembles a pre-teen 
trying their best to draw artwork of the <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Adeptus_Custodes Custodians] and their daily lives in the Palace of the <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/God-Emperor_of_Mankind Emperor of Mankind]</span>. 
There also, albeit rare appearances, of the <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sisters_of_Silence Sisters of Silence]</span> themselves in various situations that are either humorous, or risque; depending on your skin 
thickness and tolerance for such things. The format is simple, drawn in black-and-white most of the time and some instances of colored work as seen in this 
<span class="plainlinks">[https://www.facebook.com/adeptuscustardians/videos/303333550199468/ one pseudo-animation the page had shared.]</span>

The main difference between this pages' delivery of the lore, and Alfabusa's <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device TTS-verse]</span> is the lack of Naked, 
Brown, Oily Custodians. Coupled with the very blatant fact that the Emperor himself, is an actual, breathing, beat-stick-of-doom that is fucking capable of 
obliterating an entire planet out of spite. Non-cannon in its purest form, the source material is warped accordingly to the request of the citizens (people who follow the page) 
and then drawn in such fashion as stated previously. Also the antics in which the characters are portrayed are rather <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Heresy heretical]</span> at best and would probably 
turn any loyalist into a bubbling mess once they witness such insanity. There still lies a disturbing fact that <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chaos Chaos Marines]</span> exist and yet the Emperor 
still lives, when he should be a vegetable, rotting on a golden and ornate, life-support enhanced, Lazyboy.

Felinids also exist in this setting or this so called "insert-name-verse" since <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/index.php?title=If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device&action=edit there's a different version of them]</span> that exist, and much, much more horrifying to look at. The problem with this version of the Felinids is that they are drawn as obese, balls of furry, and can be easily mistaken for a walking pillow with all that fur around them. Heck, they actually resemble <span class="plainlinks">[http://tera.enmasse.com/game/races/popori these guys]</span> in an MMO game; which can only be wagered to be true. They also seem to have a particular knack of scaring the shit out of <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chaos_Space_Marines Chaos Marines]</span> as they couldn't accept the fact that such <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Furry vile abominations]</span> exist, and they'd rather die than live with these furries around. The artist had taken such an interest in them and sadly, his followers, to the point he had a miniature made out of this character named Fermin. If you think or even fantasize Felinids as femme fatales, disgustingly furry, and ready to suck that <span class="plainlinks">[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Slaanesh Staff of Office]</span> of yours? You'd be dead wrong in this one.