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==Campaigns== *'''The Death of the Witching Moon (013.M41)''' - The Forge Moon of Keziah, in the strategically vital [[Solar Auxilia|Agathon System]], had a surprise Halloween fun night with an eclipse which the population was driven into batshit madness and incessant murder in an endless night of horror and unsolicited trick-or-treating. The dread forces of the Tenebrae and the [[Company of Misery]] reigned as dark kings amid the nightmare, and the light of the "Witching Moon" that Keziah had become pretty much created a warp tainted hell for everything it illuminated (which was basically the entire star system). *The first wave of Imperial attacks by the Astra Militarum, squadrons from Battlefleet Ultima and the Inquisition were didn't work out so well thanks to the whole "madness of the black light and the warp-fuelled savagery of the defenders" part of the problem. It was only by the unexpected arrival of the [[Charnel Guard]] Chapter (accompanied by a band of [[Sisters of Battle]] from the Order of the Black Sepulchre, who brought a relic by the name of the Book of Tears), that tens of billions of lives on Agathon Prime weren't wiped from existence, and the spooky radiance of the Witching Moon was stopped long enough for the [[Charnel Guard]] to lead a fresh assault. *Further Adeptus Astartes reinforcements, including the Angels Porphyr, [[Storm Lords]], [[Iron Hands]] and Adeptus Mechanicus Skitarii endured a brutal battle of tank and gunship clashes across the metal canyons in the moon's surface. Chamber-by-chamber, [[Zone Mortalis]] actions were purging Keziah of the shadow that has befallen it. The Heretic Astartes fucked some of the loyalist's shit up before they were driven into the Warp, and Keziah was given a good purging of life before it was given back to the hands of the Machine Cult for tech-exorcism and eventual reclamation. *'''Third War for Armageddon (998.M41)''' - In 998.M41 the Angels Porphyr Chapter deployed 8 companies in the The Third War for Armageddon for [[Ork]] Warboss Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka's second unsuccessful WAAAGH! against the hive world. [[Dreadnought]] Brother Damos led the defence of Ghattana, Armageddon's main water processing plant, He and seven other Dreadnoughts of the Angels Porphyr stood their ground against over one hundred Ork war machines which resulted in several hours of an orgy of screaming metal, dead orks and marines alike being flung around like meat nunchucks, and probably sodomy. They prevailed with the help of nine other Dreadnoughts from other Space Marine Chapters and managed to defend the plant from the Ork attacks. Of the seventeen Dreadnoughts, nine were destroyed (taking with them over 9,000 cumulative years of combat experience), but we gained about 34 hours of hot and heavy robotic love action and plenty of war material for imperial scholars to masturbate to.
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