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==History== Dayomidis has served as part of the Blud Rehvens for quite some centuries, being the yes-man of [[Azariah Kyras]], allowing him to reach the level of captain of the honour guard. In Chaos rising, he makes it his mission to obstruct the lives of Gabriel Angelos and FC Hairgel, but canonically survives to Retribution. Unfortunately for him all his sycophancy was being dumped in a traitor chapter master allied to Chaos; how he deals with this and manages to redeem himself is dealt in Retribution, where he looks for hints of who is the Ascended, encouraging both the other Blood Ravens (read: [[Cyrus]] and [[Martellus]]) and the players to shout "oh come on Diomedes, just look at Kyras, do you really think he is one of the good guys?" Tellingly, none of the Blood Ravens he encounters in the campaign show any respect for him. After finally realizing he had been serving a heretic all these centuries, he suffers a heroic BSOD which forces the Ancient to reveal his identity. After some brief, but precise words about what truly makes a [[Space Marine|Spess Mehreen]], as well as the threat of a meltagun being shoved in certain orifices, he is back on track and goes with Cyrus, the Ancient and Martellus to kick some Kyras arse. In the resulting fight Gabe, who was already trying to kill Kyras, gets stomped by him, which finally makes Dayomidis show he actually seems to have got his rank due being a powerful warrior and proceeds to annihilate Kyras, finishing him with a nice orbital bombardment and delivering a kickass ending speech. Diomedes is believed to have suffered from a unique Psyker mutation known as "Banebladeitism" since birth. This reputably gives him the ability to control any kind of [[Baneblade]] in existence. He is also believed to have been the spawn between an [[Ogryn]] and a Baneblade, making him half-Baneblade. It is rumored that instead of making his home on a Blood Ravens battle barge or strike cruiser, he instead contains himself to a Baneblade painted in [[Imperial Fists]] colours. He was also in the Dark Knight as Detective Stephens, in LA Noire as Arson Detective Herschel Biggs, in Fallout as Joshua Graham, in Universe at War as the Xenos Underseer Kamal Re'x of the Hierarchy (and as Kamal is essentially a Grey type ayy lmao; is also bald), in Asura's Wrath as Kalrow (who is balding), in Halo 4 as the The Didact (Who surprisingly is almost bald). Ohh and he's also secretly the collective intelligence of Harbinger from the Mass Effect series (who is well...reapers don't have hair so let's call Harbinger bald too). He was also recurring character in the oldfag crime series THE EQUALIZER. You can now hear him in Bioshock Infinite as Captain Cornelius Slate, who might as well be his (great)^20 great grand father, and is bald. ===Dawn of War 3=== [[File:Dow3diomedes.PNG|right|400px|thumb|Go bring up his oratory skills to his face, I dare you.]] Diomedes returns as a chaplain, stepping down from his honor guard position to [[Dawn of war II|atone for his past sin]]. Thanks to the spooky chaplain skull helmet, Diomedes is not only more spooky than ever, he is also more respected thanks to the helmet covering his baldness. He was ordered by Gabriel Angelos to be stationed on the starport, but was destroyed by the sudden emerging of the planet Archeron. Gabriel in all his bromance, defied Inquisitor Holt's orders to give Diomedes the last rite, only to find him [[AWESOME|fighting off wave after waves of Eldar, alone, armed with only his crozius and a Storm Bolter]]. When the raging retard known as Inquisitor Holt commenced orbital bombardment on the Eldar and Orks that were fighting each other, it also took down Gabriel with them (or so they thought) and even opened the path for the equally retarded Autarch. The news drove Diomedes so mad that it almost turned him into an [[Angry Marines|Angry Marine]], which given by his new fearsome appearance has made him about as frightening as [[Konrad Curze]]. He was going to board on whatever ship the Inquisitor was on and [[RIP AND TEAR|RIP AND TEAR HIM APART]], but was stopped by Jonah when he tells him to calm the fuck down and continue with the mission. [[File:Primaris chaplain diomedes.jpg|right|200px|thumb|The Blood Raven sincerely thanks Robby G's for this wonderful "gift" to their chapter. Now Diomedes looks like a skeleton pimp that will repent his marines with a bitch slap.]] Although he made no appearance after this, we could assume that he and Lady Solaria would testify at an Imperial Court against Inquisitor Holt for abandoning the protection of the Imperial Knight World of Cyprus Ultima, being a friendly fire fucktard, chasing after a daemonic artifact, and being incompetent in execution of his even more retarded plan of blockading a planet the size of a small sun. In terms of gameplay, Diomedes is a strange elite. His strengh lies in giving your entire army shields while smacking enemies for negligible damage. Also, he might be undergoing Bobby G's patented Primaris upgrade. The new DLC has a cosmetic skin of him as the primaris Chaplain.
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