Editing Battlewagon (section)

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Now that we've gotten that out of the way...

The Battlewagon is the [[Ork]] equivalent to a Space Marine [[Land Raider]] in terms of both size and firepower, although Orks being Orks, it is not quite as durable. Basically the most badass and ramshackle pimpmobile ever. Seriously, you'll never see another vehicle come in more [[Slaanesh|lovely shapes and sizes]] than a Battlewagon. Its typical role is to ship mobs of [[Ork Boy|Boys]] to the front while also carrying ridiculous Orky gunz. The most common main gunz are the <s>Lifta-Dropa (now OOP)</s> [[Zzap Gun]], the product of a one night stand between a lascannon and a plasma cannon; the [[Kannon]], your standard boom-gun that can fire either piercing shells or frag rounds; the [[Killkannon]], which has shorter range than the Kannon but is potentially more destructive; and the [[Supa-Kannon]], which you have to go through [[Forgeworld]] to get the rules and kit for, so fuck you. In Ork kulture Battlewagons are status symbols most commonly owned by a [[Mekboy]] wanting to have something to carry his loot, or a [[Warboss]] and his retinue of Nobs. While each Battlewagon is unique, they most commonly have a giant bulldozer blade and big gun turrets on top. They also commonly feature extra bits such as up to four [[Big Shoota|big shootas]], a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Grabbin' Klaw|grabbin' klaw]], [[Stikkbomb Chukka]]s, [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Wrecker|wreckin' balls]], a [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Deffrolla|Deff Rolla]], or even a [[Lobba]] (dat's a mortar for youse 'umies). It can also include a Grot Rigger who ensures that the vehicle keeps running through the simple expedient of whacking its internal components with a spanner as hard as he can.

It represents what all Orks are supposed to be: loud, bombastic, and ded killy.