Editing Beakie (section)

==A Comparison==
For comparison's sake, let's pit the Beakies up against modern day Space Marines.

*'''Beakies...'''
**Have dicks that work.
**Are badass space cops.
**[[/tg/ gets shit done|Get shit done]].
**Are not afraid to choke a bitch.
**Betrayed the Emperor! <s>[[Wat]]</s> Oh please, like the [[Horus Heresy|Horus Heresy]] was perpetrated by [[Imperial Guard|Guardsmen]].
**Armor was apparently shit, judging by the picture.

*'''Modern Marines:'''
**[[Indrick Boreale|ARE DA SPEHSS MAHREENS! DEY ARE TEH EMPRA'S FUREH!!!]]
**Have [[Pauldrons]].
**Are comprised of about 30% [[Mary Sue]]. The remaining 65% includes [[White Scars]], [[Salamanders]], [[Iron Hands]] and [[Raven Guard]] and the other 5% [[Scythes of the Emperor|consist]] [[Crimson Fists|of these]] [[Lamenters|poor bastards]].
**Choke two bitches at once! Choke one bitch twice!
**Are basically [[Star Wars|Stormtrooper]] if they were [[Awesome]].

Was there ever any contest?