Editing Berserk (section)

==CHARACTERS==


===Guts===

Our favorite protagonist. Fights with a FUCKHUGE sword, eat your heart out Cloud (Sephiroth's is still <s>Bigger</s> Longer?). He is as badass as [[Eliphas]] and as manly as [[Fist of the North Star|Kenshiro]]. Has an impossibly depressing past that began before his birth;
* Guts' past: Guts was born [[Grimdark|from the corpse of his lynched mother under a hanging tree, put there by bandits who chose to string up the pregnant woman after destroying her hometown.  Guts himself only survived the fall because heavy rain had made the ground soft.  He was soon found by a mercenary band led by Gambino and presumed dead, but was saved and raised by Gambino's girlfriend Shisu, only for Shisu to die of a plague before Guts' eyes when he was three.  From there Gambino made him fight as a child soldier and abused him, with Guts making his first kill when he was nine... and getting raped by one of Gambino's men that same night.  Gambino abused Guts even more as time went on, culminating in Gambino admitting that he'd always hated Guts, blamed Guts for everything bad in his life and revealed he'd actually pimped out Guts to the rapist.  This made Guts snap and kill his asshole of an adopted father... only to be chased out of the group by Gambino's vengeful men.  Guts fell into a ravine while fleeing from them, only to get "rescued" by slavers and promptly enslaved]].  All before Guts reached adulthood.

Wow... that's dark, even for us.  Moving on, when Guts first encounters Griffith, he loses to him in a sword battle ((and his fuckhuge sword manages to lose to a ''rapier''. What?) Happens Because Griffith is the first enemy to use actual tactics beyond "throw yourself against the FUCKHUGE sword-wielding sociopath and hope you win" also, it was a SABER) and then goes on to fight with Griffith's band of mercenaries. Things happen, he gets the hots for Casca, then all his life went to shit with the Eclipse, [[Grimdark|where his waifu got raped by his former best friend while he was forced to watch]] and lost his left forearm and right eye. Then he gets new companions and things become a bit less grimdark.

===<s>Griffith</s> '''GRIFFITH!!!!!!!'''===

[[Fulgrim|Token pretty boy]]. Very, very gay for Guts. Still a sword-fighting badass and a [[Creed]]-level general. Leads the Band of the Hawk, a mercenary group. His goal is ambition but he manages to fuck it up (literally) by boning his king's daughter because Guts left him. The king (who also wants to fuck his daughter) goes to torture him horrifically and he is broken. After that he goes to sacrifice the whole Band of the Hawk (except some kid, and Guts/Casca who manage to survive) to the local equivalent of the [[Chaos Gods]] and [[Daemon Prince|he becomes a god]] and then rapes Casca. While making Guts watch. And it is shown in detail, YAY. Then he goes all mary-sue by going to lead Midland, still under the appearance of Griffith and the local inhabitants fail to get anything. He then transforms the world into a [[Daemon world]] save for the FUCKHUGE city of bling he built himself, in which all of humanity (those who survived at least) are hidden away from the [[Daemons]] that roam the land; as any good inquisitor would say, this is highly fucking suspicious: could he be gathering victims for another more massive sacrifice? More like he is trying to become the God Emperor of mankind as everyone there is worshiping him as their god. Also, the guy who [[Meme|did nothing wrong]] ([[Magnus|where have I heard that before...]]).

UPDATE: He managed to materialize into the world through - brace yourself - the child of Guts and Casca, with his raping of the latter tainting it with demonic powers. He still somewhat exists within him as the Moon Child, which emerges like a werewolf when the moon is out so he can find his parents and chill with them - which Griffith took advantage of to not only sink Elf Island but also kidnap Casca. Why? Because he's a fucking dick like that.

===Casca===

Chocolate-skinned short-haired tomboy warrior. What's not to love?

Guts's love interest and the greatest rape-bait in all the manga. Seriously, try to count how many times the girl got rape threats... (Hint: About as many as a woman playing on a public Call of Duty server) Still, a pretty badass fighter before the Eclipse and Griffith's second in command. Pretty tsundere for Guts. Then the Eclipse (and rape) happens, and she becomes insane. After the Eclipse, she becomes Guts's protégé, as he really wants to fu- for her to love him again and Guts seeks a cure for her. UPDATE : He's done it. It only took more than an actual decade, no big deal. Unfortunately she has PTSD from hell (literally!) and the very sight of Guts triggers screaming flashbacks in her... never a fucking joy in Guts's life. And now she's been kidnapped by Griffith, with her child's existence being tied to him.

Because fuck Griffith, amiright?

===Zodd===

A Khornate [[Bloodthirster]], except oldschool and honorable. He sought to become an [[Daemon|Apostle]] because he wanted to continue to fight and kill. [[Ork|Still murders lots of people but doesn't have any fun unless they can fight back]]. He seems to like Guts as an enemy, and even Guts tolerates him more than the other apostles (even though they're trying to kill each other). Also is tsundere for the Skull Knight because they have fought for centuries. Equal of Guts in combat and generally pretty damn bad-ass. Doesn't even need weapons in Bloodthirster-mode, in fact both times he's used against Guts was because the fights broke his sword. Has only outright lost to the Skull Knight and Griffith.

===The Skull Knight===

A bad-ass [[Awesome|undead knight with a skeleton's head]]. He is actually a good guy, despite being just as evil looking as the monsters he fights, as he saved Guts and Casca from the Eclipse. Zodd's rival since a few hundred years. Has a pretty impressive sword, two of them in fact, though he is more sensible than Guts as his is not FUCKHUGE and he carries a shield and it is ''heavily'' implied throughout the manga that he is [[Sigmar |King Gaiseric]]. (Even though a longsword isn't the best weapon on horseback, who cares, he looks awesome anyway.) He is also the undead embodiment of Deus ex Machina, seeing how many times he shows up to save a character and then promptly disappear. Something which Griffith exploited to cause the world to become a shitfest, using the sword he forged from Behelits when he tried to cut him into pieces.

===Slan===

One of the God Hand, aka the local [[Chaos Gods]]. Not to be associated with the [[Slann|fat frog men from Warhammer Fantasy]]. A sick fuck who thrives on rape, [[Slaanesh|doesn't her name remind you of something anyways?]]