Editing Cards Against Humanity (section)

==Editions and Expansions==

The base ''Cards Against Humanity'' game comes with 460 white cards and 90 black cards. The base game has gone through several different editions over the years since its original release in 2011 to keep the game "current." Generally once a year they remove some specific names and things that offended people too much, then add in new cards to replace them. One might think that you'd have to be a real loser to get offended at a game who brands itself as being horrible and offensive, but the devs are only too happy to bend over and spread 'em if someone says that a given card is problematic. The base game is currently in its seventh edition, version 1.7. If you want to check which edition you have you can find out by checking the back of the box, where it is printed in a black circle in the bottom right corner. There are also versions of the base game that have been tailored for the United Kingdom, Australia and Canada which are only available in those countries. And if that's not enough for you, there's been several official expansions.

*<strike>'''The First Expansion''': 100 cards of random bullshit.</strike>
*<strike>'''The Second Expansion''': 100 cards of more random bullshit.</strike>
*<strike>'''The Third Expansion''': 100 cards of more random bullshit.</strike> Have now been discontinued, merging the first, second and third expansions into the 300-card <span style='color:red;font-size:100%'>'''♦ Red Box'''</span>
*<strike>'''The Fourth Expansion''': 100 cards of more random bullshit.</strike>
*<strike>'''The Fifth Expansion''': 100 cards of more random bullshit.</strike>
*<strike>'''The Sixth Expansion''': 100 cards of more random bullshit.</strike> Have now been discontinued, merging the fourth, fifth and sixth expansions into the 300-card <span style='color:blue;font-size:100%'>'''▲ Blue Box'''</span>
*<span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''● Green Box'''</span>: A 300 card expansion of more new, yet still random, bullshit.
*<strike>'''The Bigger Blacker Box''': 20 cards of box-pun bullshit, and comes with the Bigger, Blacker Box, a carrying box to fit the game and all expansions, and 10 dividers to keep them seperated.</strike> Named in the style of the "Big black dick" and "[[Salamanders|Bigger, blacker dick]]" cards from the main game, this edition was famous for the secret bonus card hidden inside the box lid (literally ''in''side; it has to be cut out) that says "The biggest, blackest dick." No longer available, but now superseded by-
**'''The New Bigger Blacker Box''': The same 20 cards of box-pun bullshit, 50 blank cards and comes with the ''even bigger'' Bigger, Blacker Box, a carrying box to fit the game and all expansions. Has 'The biggest, blackest dick." hidden in the lid once more, but this edition also has a one-of-a-kind procedurally generated card that is unique to each box, as well as a secret bonus card hidden inside the bottom of the box (that ''also'' has to be [[Rip and tear|cut out]]) that says "A dick so big and so black that it is a [[Tumblr|problematic stereotype.]]"
**'''Please Do Not Buy This Product''': The biggest, blackest box to date, measuring in at a whopping [[Lulz|69 inches.]] For $100 it contains only a single shiny silver card: "The even biggest, blackester dick."
* '''The 90's Nostalgia Pack''': 30 cards of 90's kid bullshit.
* '''The Science Pack''': 30 cards of science bullshit. Marketed as a way to promote women in STEM fields.
* '''Sci-Fi Pack''': 30 cards of futuristic space bullshit.
* '''Geek Pack''': 30 cards of entry-level nerd bullshit.
* '''Holiday Pack''': 2012, 2013, and 2014 all saw 30 card expansions of holiday bullshit.
* '''Jew Pack''': Oy vey! 30 cards of Yiddish bullshit.
* '''Design Pack''': 30 cards of over-designed bullshit with George Carlin's [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMkNsMMvrqk seven words you can't say on television] as the theme.
* '''Fantasy Pack''': 32 cards of fantasy bullshit.
* '''Food Pack''': 30 cards of [[List_of_/tg/_Cuisine|barely-digestible bullshit]].
* '''World Wide Web Pack''': 30 cards of Plebbit AMA bullshit.
*'''House of Cards Against Humanity Pack''': 25 cards of House of Cards bullshit.
*'''Fascism Pack''': 17 cards of [[Secret Hitler]] bullshit.
*'''The Retail Pack''': 5 bullshit cards as a bonus for buying the base game at specially approved [[LGS|game stores]].
*'''Retail Product Pack''': 20 cards of retail store bullshit and a $1 instant cash rebate.
* '''Vote for Hillary Pack''': 15 cards of Democrat bullshit.
* '''Vote for Trump Pack''': 15 cards of Republican bullshit. Notable for the fact that the store blurb took a bunch of catty snipes at you for buying it.
**'''Post-Trump Pack''': 25 cards of [[butthurt]] liberal bullshit. Originally sold as part of a bug-out bag to assist in fleeing to Mexico.
* '''Period Pack''': 30 cards of [[-4 Str|cramps-and-internal-bleeding bullshit]] written when the writers were on the rag. Lightly scented to prevent odors.
* '''College Pack''': 30 cards of educational bullshit.
* '''Weed Pack''': 30 cards of stoner bullshit.
* '''Your Shitty Jokes''': [[1000 Blank White Cards|50 Blank White Cards]]

In addition, the core game set has been released in three special editions, plus a couple more publicity stunts:

* '''The Black Friday Sale Edition''': Everything about the set is ''exactly the same'', but it was only available for order on Black Friday, 2013. It cost 5$ [[troll|more]]. Despite this, or more likely, because of this, it not only stayed a best seller on Amazon, but [[Awesome|sales went up]]. 
* '''Total Bullshit Edition''': For Black Friday, 2014, the regular game and all expansions were removed from the store, and replaced with this. In it you get no cards. Just an actual box of real bull shit, from a real bull's digestive system. [[What|It sold over 30,000 "copies" in one day]].
* '''Cards Against Humanity for Her''': A limited edition released in July 2017, everything about this set is exactly the same except the case is pink and it costs $5 extra. Because you're worth it.
* '''Absolutely Nothing''': For Black Friday, 2015, the regular game and all expansions were removed from the store, and replaced with a payment form to give the devs five dollars in exchange for absolutely nothing. They still made $71,145 on it, with one person even giving a total of $1,000. After the promotion was over they replaced the form with [[Troll|an itemized list detailing how each dev spent the money they did absolutely nothing to get.]]
* '''Holiday Hole''': For Black Friday, 2016, the Cards Against Humanity devs rented a bunch of excavation equipment and invited holiday shoppers to pay to watch them dig a hole. They somehow got $100,573 for their troubles and kept digging all the way through to Sunday.
* '''Cards Against Humanity Saves America''': You know the Post-Trump Pack above? Imagine that same sentiment, but this time they're actually being obstructionist instead of just making money off of other butthurt liberals. For 15 dollars, holiday shoppers could purchase a plot of vacant land along the US-Mexico border, the intent being preventing the US government from claiming the land for use in the proposed border wall project by drowning it in red tape and lawsuits. Oh, and there might have been a cardboard rectangle involved, I kinda forgot.
** '''Prongles''': The CAH devs bought some shitty-tasting private-label potato chips, put them in a 90s XTREME parody packaging, and sold them at Target stores for Black Friday 2017 under the premise that the company was changing its focus to snack foods. Apparently this is supposed to be an insult to Donald Trump.