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==Followers of Chaos== [[File:Chaos inthe imperium.jpg|500px|right|Let's get this party started.]] There are lots of followers of chaos. Every single one of them has to be considered "armed and dangerous" even when unarmed. *Sorcerers: Guys who have magic powers. Not necessarily psykers *Psykers: Guys who have psychic powers. Not necessarily sorcerers. *[[Beastmen]]: Savage beasts made because of freakish warp exposure. Might be [[Furry|furries]] but are actually more useless without someone to lead them. (Are Tzaangors "featheries"? <s>Does that make humans "fleshies"?</s> {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|You would denigrate the purity of the Human form? Suffer not the anthropomorphic to live but the anthropic alone!}}) *[[Chaos Cults]]: [[Your Dudes|Your average joe]] who decides that life sucks, might as well get that sense of community and brotherhood in a group that extols values such as "flaying yourself for Khorne" or "bathing in pus with Nurgle." More enjoyable for the aforementioned average joes, however, is "fucking every bitch, and in turn, being fucked by every bitch for Slaanesh." Because hey, if you're gonna worship a fucking demon, it might as well be one that gets you laid. *[[Lost and the Damned]]: Cultists on crack! Joking aside, the LatD consists of every chaos follower in 40k who is not a space marine or daemon. While Beastmen and Cultists are technically part of the LatD, the Lost and the Damned is mostly used in reference to renegade Guardsman. *[[Warriors of Chaos]]: Badass evil mother-fucking vikings clad in armor that looks fucking [[awesome]]. Basically the [[Warhammer Fantasy|fantasy]] equivalent to chaos space marines. In war, they are lead by a Champion of Chaos, a sorcerer, or really anyone capable of leading a couple of deranged, superhuman war incarnates into battle. *[[Chaos Space Marines]]: A bunch of guys whose [[Horus|leader]] had a few daddy issues with [[Emperor|Empy]]. Basically the [[Warhammer 40,000|40k]] equivalent to chaos warriors. In war, they are led by a [[chaos lord]] or a sorcerer or really anyone or anything capable of leading a handful of deranged, superhuman war incarnates in battle. *[[Daemon|Daemons]]: Creatures made of rape and lemon juice and the jizz of their gods. Exist because you have bad thoughts. *[[Matt Ward]]: [[Skub]] given flesh. *[[Grand Alliance: Chaos]] *[[Dice]] In addition to the above, way back in the old days of [[Rogue Trader]] and [[Realms of Chaos]], one of the defining traits of Chaos was that it was a kind of "meta-faction" that would happily absorb members of all races into itself as servants to the Dark Powers. In both Fantasy and 40k, one could encounter Chaos-worshipping [[ork]]s, whilst 40K was home to Chaos-worshipping [[Genestealer]] Cults and Fantasy had Chaos-aligned [[ogre]]s, [[elf|elves]] and [[dwarf|dwarves]]. This trait was lessened from 3rd edition onwards, with much more focus on traitor humans and Space Marines, but at least in 40K this aspect hasn't been entirely lost.
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