Editing Chapter Master Slamguinius (section)

==8th edition and the beauty that followed==
Then a new day dawned for the much maligned Sons of Sanguinius. The 8th edition of 40k dropped and we dared to hope. Then the Codex dropped, and our hope was given form. The name of our new lord and master? Chapter Master Slamguinius. Welcome to the Jam, Brothers.

Like every good thing that comes into /tg/'s baleful notice, Slamguinius started out as just a thought experiment--starting out on the DakkaDakka forums and 4chan boards, eventually leaking into Reddit where the [[Powergamer|munchkins]] and powergamers did what they do best, try to squeeze every bit of cheese out of the dick of the new Blood Angels Codex. By the Blood, one of our errant brothers in an effort to maximize points while remaining as cost effective as possible built the (un)holy combo. Said brother then shared his build--wistfully naming his creation Slamguinius in the foregone hope that it would somehow stand up to the beasts that came before.

Then the Miracles occurred.

Batrep after batrep of Slamguinius single handedly punching the everloving FUCK out of a greater daemon of Khorne. Slamguinius laying low our [[Roboute Guilliman|Spiritual Liege]] in single fucking combat with one bumfuckingly good charge. The most fabled of foes fell at his feet, as he ass-rammed Imperial Knight titans that were unable to overwatch this amphetamine fueled bastard. And for the low, low price of 5-7 CPs (holy shit...) he can even pimp-slap Mortarion's pustuled ass back to the warp. Brother Slamguinius is the perfect spoiler against any army relying on a big nasty to ruin your day. Small enough to get in where a squad can't, hard hitting enough to thoroughly wreck whatever he's fighting in a single shot with enough CP. Like a scalpel duct-taped to a stick of dynamite. Not bad for a 129 point mook.

Hope was rekindled for the Scions of Sanguinius, as a new day dawned as the faintest embers of a thought entered our collective souls.

"Hey, hot damn, we might even be competitive again someday at this rate. At least until GW FAQ's it out."

TL;DR: Slamguinius is the <s>unholy</s>[[Dark Angels|TOTALLY 100% HOLY]] fusion of [[MURDERWINGS]] and [[Chapter Master Smashfucker|SMASHFUCKER]] and this is good.