Editing Colonel "Iron Hand" Straken (section)

==Nicknames Of Straken==
*Colonel "Iron Hand" Straken.
*Colonel "I ate a Miral landshark alive for breakfast" Straken.
*"Colonel "[[Space Wolves|Space Corgis]] fetch my paper for me" Straken.
*Colonel "I mindfucked an Eldar Farseer with my non-psychic mind" Straken.
*Colonel "[[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] is my pokerbuddy" Straken.
*Colonel "I make [[Rogal Dorn]] look like a pussy" Straken.
*Colonel "I steal all the hot bitches from from Fenris and get away with making the puppies seethe" Straken.
*Colonel "I punched a mechboy'z head off" Straken.
*Colonel "My spit destroys Terminator armor" Straken.
*Colonel "My farts power DoomsDay Devices" Straken.
*Colonel "I brofisted [[Commissar Yarrick]] with my non-bionic arm" Straken.
*Colonel "I fistfight [[Chaos Dreadnought|Dreadnoughts]] into submission" Straken.
*Colonel "I punched both of [[Abaddon|Abaddon's]] arms off" Straken.
*Colonel "I wipe my ass with WHFB 4th ed. Bloodthirsters that I kill by ripping their throats out with my damn teeth" Straken.
*Colonel "I can solo a [[Baneblade]] if I get close enough to it" Straken.
*Colonel "Practices being invisible with the [[Tanith First (And Only)]]" Straken.
*Colonel "[[Commissar Fuklaw]] is my bro" Straken.
*Colonel "[[Land Raider]]s equal cardboard boxes to me" Straken.
*Colonel "Manlier Adam Jensen" Straken.
*Colonel "My shirtless pecs are my 3+ armor" Straken.
*Colonel "My dick counts as AP1" Straken.
*Colonel "I shoot you with my shotgun and hit you with my plasma pistol" Straken.
*Colonel "[[Sly Marbo]]'s personal trainer" Straken.
*Colonel "I kick [[Chaos]] [[Terminator]]s in the balls for fun" Straken.
*Colonel "Walking [[Exterminatus]]" Straken.
*Colonel "Pimpin' bionics like a baus" Straken.
*Colonel "Strangled a Chaos Lord with a plant" Straken.
*Colonel "The only reason I'm not a general is that they're scared of me" Straken.
*Colenel "I mocked and ridiculed a White Scars Huntmaster to his face" Straken.
*Colonel "The commissar died in "action"" Straken.
*Colenel "I broke the 4th wall with my abs" Straken.
*Colenel "I can drink a Space Wolf under the table" Straken.
*Colonel "I never asked for this" Straken.
*Colonel "Belisairus Cawl is my butler" Straken.
*Colonel "I eat Catachan Devils for breakfast" Straken.
*Colonel "I shit lead and use it for my bullets" Straken.
*Colonel "I use [[METAL BOXES]] for my puffer" Straken.
*Colonel "I use a bloodthirsters sword to cook my hot dogs" Straken.
*Colonel "I eat hearts for lunch" Straken.
*Colonel "The demon prince is my son" Straken.
*Colonel "Nids? More like ribs" Straken.
*Colonel "I once pitied mankind. I won't make that mistake again" Straken.
*Colonel "Necrons stole my idea" Straken.
*Colonel "I shot someone with my baton" Straken.
*Colonel "I beat The Deathwatch in a kill the alien contest" Straken.
*Colonel "Flashlights Only" Straken.
*Colonel "I'm bodyguarding the [[Ogryn]], not the other way around" Straken.
*Colonel “Slaanesh keeps his bitches the fuck out of my way because pimp recognizes PIMP” Straken.
*Colonel “When they ask me about what race my Boo dog on Grimdarkgram is, I reply ‘Khorne Hellhound’” Straken.