Editing Crusader Kings (section)

==Crusader Kings II==
Okay so this is what most of you probably came for. A.K.A "I murdered my gay heretic son in favor of my retarded syphilitic other child because he is more obedient and fertile, and I can't father more because I got my balls cut off by Greek captors."

Crusader Kings II is best summed up as a '''''Dynasty Simulator.''''' You play the part of the head of a dynasty of [[Noble|nobles]] as your families fortunes wax and wane through the ages. While initially you could only be various flavors of medieval European [[noble]] houses, complete with coat of arms, later [[Splatbook|expansions]] would eventually broaden the range of playable experiences to include [[Hassan|Arabic harem masters]], [[Mongols|Mongolian hordes]], [[Vikings|VIKINGS]], Jewish tribes, [[Mordheim|merchant republics]] and more, the basic gameplay remains the same: Gain enough power, let your male bloodline survive the tides of history and reach the highest score possible when the game ends. 

While that might be the "objective" of the game, (such as: ''Restoring the Roman Empire and Fucking up all of Europe on the side'', ''Taking Holy Relics back from filthy [[Heresy|Heretics]]'', ''Forming a [[Imperium_of_Man|Holy Roman Empire on Steroids]]'', etc.) the real meat of the gameplay lies in how you guide your character through their lives. Their short, brutal, adultery-filled lives. For example, starting from a petty duke of Murchad, some Irish noobland, ending up a syphilitic, dwarven, insane Holy Roman Emperor having a horse for a courtier (incidentally, some truly insane players use this and a few exploits to make said horse Pope, thereby spreading “horse culture” and having horse nobles pop up everywhere), dying fighting the Jewish Mongols in pagan Lithuania.

With the release of Crusader Kings III the second game because free to play. It still has 15 main DLCs that have to be bought if you want everything. Or you can pay for a subscription service monthly to play them all. FUCKING PARADOX