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== Biology == Dragon ogres are immune to all forms of electricity and even draw sustenance from it. They often bathe in lightning before heading into battle so that they may store the energy and unleash it like a "Lore of Heaven" spell. Like centaurs, they have a normal humanoid upper body and a four-legged monster body below it. This gives them a speed advantage against other large creatures like giants while allowing them to wield gigantic, two-handed great weapons in battle. Their scaly skin is impervious to ranged attacks like arrows and bullets. They are also really, REALLY FUCKING BIG, so big that primitive humans mistook them for mountain gods and worshipped them. As a dragon ogre ages they grow larger, until they can be called a Shaggoth. Thanks to a primordial pact made with the forces of [[Warp|The Warp]], all dragon ogres are immortal and infertile. Having made this bargain to save themselves from a long, slow extinction at the hands of the dragons and Old Ones, they now live as thralls in eternal bondage to Chaos. They have no need for food nor is there anything that truly challenges them so they sleep until the call for battle comes. Apparently, they all hope for some sort of apocalypse to end their insufferably boring torment, [[The End Times|so they're probably happy now]]. Dragon ogres are NOT related to [[Ogre Kingdoms|OGRES]] despite the name. Ogres actually bitch-slapped the dragon ogres in their first encounter and chased them out of the Mountains of Morn, showing how even the most ancient of Chaos' mortal followers are absolute failures.
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