Editing Examples of Play (section)

==[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/914587/#914884 Example 1]==

'''DM:''' You're at the crypt. There's a door.<br>
'''John:''' I open the door.<br>
'''DM:''' Can't – there's no handles or anything.<br>
'''Billy:''' I fucking break it down, then, I thought it was implied if the door doesn't open the first time we BREAK IT DOWN.<br>
'''Giles:''' Hey, hey can I lockpick the door?<br>
'''DM:''' We—<br>
'''John:''' No, you're a goddamn barbarian *snort* – that, that's like me rolling to cast Magic Missile.<br>
'''DM:''' Hey! HEY! Pay attention. Anyway, the door's made of stone.<br>
'''Billy:''' I can break stone.<br>
'''DM:''' What?<br>
'''Billy:''' I can fucking do it, I have a magic +1 hammer, it doesn't break.<br>
'''DM:''' So you're going to spend all day hitting a chunk of stone with your hammer.<br>
'''John:''' Yeah, and by my measurements, if my calculations are correct, and assuming this door is, like, two feet thick, it'll take thirty-two hours to bust down, we can do this.<br>
'''Giles:''' Hey, hey, hey, I have an axe, I can, I can help!<br>
'''Billy:''' No, no you friggin' can't, it's a plain axe and you made a shitty barbarian so, like, you'd make it worse.<br>
'''DM:''' Look, maybe GWEN might remember that interrogation— Wait, where's Gwen?<br>
'''Billy:''' She showed up one game and hasn't come back. You've been playing her character, dingus.<br>