Editing Fall of the Eldar (section)

==History==
The Fall was set in motion by the [[War in Heaven]] between the makers of the [[Eldar]], the [[Old Ones]], and the [[Necrons]] and their [[C'tan]] overlords. The war fucked everyone over and everyone that didn't go to sleep got nom-nomed by psychic space terrors.

In the aftermath, the Eldar found the galaxy was theirs for the taking (the Necrons having spent themselves and gone into hibernation) and so became its rulers. Through a combination of their advanced technology, the remnants of the Old Ones' [[Webway]], domination over their psychic powers, and long life spans, they had little to no opposition (any [[Ork]] [[WAAAGH]] too stupid to start up most likely got dropped down a black hole or something, and it's hinted Dark Age humanity either never discovered them or purposefully kept its distance).

After many millennia of galactic dominance, the Eldar started to lose interest in menial tasks and concentrated purely on pleasurable acts. Given the depths of their emotions and sensations, these acts soon descended into depravity that would make human snuff films look like Saturday morning cartoons. And then, there were some Eldar who set up private realms in the Webway so that they could commit depraved acts that went too far even for most Eldar. The Empire's collective debauchery, amplified by their psychic prowess, started churning the [[Warp]] itself, making Warp travel nearly impossible.

Some Eldar became uncomfortable with the direction that their society was headed, and settled worlds on the fringe of the galaxy, away from the advanced technologies of the Eldar Empire, and returned to a simpler lifestyle. These were known as [[Exodite]]s. Others dwelled on massive [[Craftworld]]s that traveled the whole Empire, and from their outsider's perspective, could see where things were going. Unfortunately, most of their brothers and sisters didn't believe them. And even more unfortunately, some of their brethren did believe it but actually wanted a god of pleasure to manifest because it's not like such a being would be evil, right? So they kept right on fucking away, until they went and made a new [[Chaos God]]—[[Slaanesh]].

The birth scream of the great pervert tore a great [[Anal circumference|orifice in spacetime]], later known as the [[Eye of Terror]], that consumed most of the Eldar race instantly, even the ones who hadn't wanted to join in with the whole decadence thing but were too close to the epicenter. The only ones who escaped were the Craftworld and Exodite Eldar who were near the rim of the galaxy, and the Eldar who were living in the Webway. The consumed worlds became known as [[Eldar World#Crone Worlds|Crone Worlds]], a particular variety of [[Daemon World]]. To make things even worse (for Eldar at least), the birth of Slaanesh consumed most of the energy that caused massive Warp storms all over the galaxy, and thus allowed humans to launch their [[Great Crusade|massive xenocidal campaign]] during which many of the still young craftworlds were destroyed, and even more Maiden and Exodite worlds were colonized by humans.