Editing Field Kit Inspection (section)

==Characters==
===Active Duty===
No regiment, no matter how loyal or astounding, can get anywhere without men and women to grease the wheels and fill the body bags. This section describes those who have yet to meet their obligation of dying for the Emperor.

*'''Magos Gelt''' The totally non heretek from the Cyclothrathe daemon forge world. Has been exposing Mur to as much Tzeentchian stuff as he can get his hands on as part of a science experiment. Has a seemingly endless supply of Tachyon arrows. Was once an interrogator under Inquisitor Quixos. Still has the =][= symbol even if its no longer valid, because no one ever checks.

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! '''Name:'''|| Pts || M || WS || BS || S || T || W || A || Ld || Sv
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| '''Magos Gelt:''' || 70 || 6" || 3+ || 2+ || 4 || 4 || 5 || 3 || 8 || 3+
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*'''Company Sergeant Major van Kleez''' Vox operator for the Commissar's unit, Van Kleez was assigned to the regiment after being 'promoted' from his posting on Armageddon with the Savlar Chem-Dogs. He's long since stopped trying to understand what various heretical, chaotic and/or xenos bullshit is going on within the unit, and spends a large proportion of his time off his tits on whatever substances happen to be to hand. He's never seen without his bulky respirator, which is dotted with a number of ports and intakes to better allow him to consume various chemicals. He was recently awarded the Eagle Ordinary, which he probably didn't deserve. Due to a strange twist of fate, he is one of the finest non-Astartes swordsmen in the Imperium, following private tuition from a certain Primarch.
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! '''Name:'''|| Pts || M || WS || BS || S || T || W || A || Ld || Sv
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| '''Company Sergeant Major van Kleez''' || 18 || 6" || 2+ || 4+ || 3|| 4 || 1 || 2 || 7 || 5+
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! '''Weapon''' || Range || Type || S || AP || D || Abilities
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| '''Hot-shot Laspistol''' || 12" || Pistol 1 || 3 || -2 || 1 || N/A
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| '''Vox-caster''' || If a friendly '''Officer''' is within 3" of Van Kleez when using their Voice of Command ability, you may extend the range of the order to 18" if the target unit also contains a vox-caster.
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| '''Stolen Ice Pick''' || Melee || Melee || User || -3 || 1 || N/A
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*'''Viktor Morvos''' An adept of the Adeptus Administratum, he was accidentally shipped into the hangar of the Eagle's Fury instead of the war torn hive world he was needed at. Within 5 minutes, he had been drugged by an infiltrator, and within 6 hours he had been subjected to a beating that would make the most jaded of prison shankers cringe, resulting in 90% of his body being replaced with cybernetics. Off to a good start already. Awarded the Eagle Ordinary for not being that much of a bitch and the Medallion Crimson for getting the everloving fuck beaten out of him. Might be a mafioso now, and potentially the source of all those funny bottles of stuff that make you trip balls. Recently became gold plated when a tank full of unlicensed cripples knocked over a vat of molten gold.


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! '''Name''':|| Pts || M || WS || BS || S || T || W || A || Ld || Sv
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| '''Viktor Morvos''' || 10|| 6" || 2+ || 2+ || 4|| 4 || 2 || 2 || 6 || 4+
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! '''Weapon''' || Range || Type || S || AP || D || Abilities
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| '''Sharpened Letter Opener''' || Melee || Melee || User || -3 || 1 || N/A
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| '''Ornate Laspistol''' || 18" || Pistol 1 || 3 || -2 || 1 || N/A
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|'''Snubnose Revolver''' || 12" || Pistol 1 || 3 || -2 || 1 || N/A
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*'''Priest Michael''' A loyal priest of the regiment, Michael leads the regiment to adventure and greatness under the watchful eye of the emperor! He has an obsession with sticking absurd amounts of purity seals on everything he deems heretical and is largely responsible to rooting out chaotic taint. Michael now has 4 eviscerators and is also swole 
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*'''Barrington Von Gladstone''' A praetorian who was retired after his service, but decided to return as life after military service was boring to him, so he decided to join the Unknown regiment. A friendly, upbeat and optimistic sort of man who enjoys the "Thrill of the hunt". So far his greatest achievment in the regiment was taking out three traitor terminators and taking their heads before Michael would attempt to steal the trophies and making copies for fireplace...also pictures, but no worries, he gave of them to some unnamed techpriest. Recently got promoted to the rank of lieutenant...again

*'''Fulgrim''' Papa Fulgrim is the last known operating loyalist primarch and he is one of the most incredible being to ever exist. Fulgrim is most noted for teaching Van Kleez how to properly use a sword, elevating him to become one of the greatest swordsmen in the entire galaxy. Keeps on calling him 'son', to his slight discomfort.

*'''Jefferson''' An ex-pianist-turned grotesque by the dark eldar haemonculi named Renfar. Joined the regiment when they went to a mission ot get some fuel from the station(They failed)as he was stuck there in a cage as a sort of joke. Dreams of once again pursuing his career and becoming a galaxy-renowned pianist. Joined the regiment officialy as an Ogryn Bone'ed. Recently found a piano and is starting to practice again. Recently got a new "cleaver"(Necron Hyperphase Sword. Recently got a heavy bolter and a modified, black penitent engine, which can support his weight, has frontal armour and doesn't cause suffering

*'''Joannes Valern''' A mysterious Leper with a giant broken sword and a slightly miserable or maybe edgy look on life. He's basically a Leper from darkest dungeon rip off. Recently gained a squad of sickly conscripts armed with sticks who are about as depressing as he is. He now commands a Macharius Vanquisher, with a crew of fellow cripples

[[File: Magos Luciena Valance.jpg|120px|thumb|Right|Don't let the picture fool you, This bitch has the female equivalent of a hard-on when it comes to launching Deathstrikes at her allies]]
*'''Magos Dominus Luciena Valance''' <strike>A 25 year old Magos Dominus of the Cult Mechanicus. Luciena is an expert when it comes to repairing and maintaining mechanical machinery of all kinds due to her upbringing as the child prodigy of two Tech-priests. Unfortunately for her, while stationed aboard an Exploritor ship, she began an unsanctioned upgrading to many of the ship's various systems in an effort further improve upon them. Rather than wasting the energy in killing her, they instead dropped her off at the nearest planet. Hoping that whatever wildlife was there would kill her for them. Sadly, this was done a mere twenty minutes and eighteen point seven-two seconds before a crusade fleet arrived under orders from Ultima Segmentum Command to rid the planet of its Xeno presence. With nowhere left to go, Luciena has made the foolish mistake of joining up with Penal regiment Theta Gamma as one of its Tech-Priest Engineers.</strike> These days she stays at the back line looking for excuses to launch Nukes near her fellow soldiers, Seductively washing Ordinance to show her fleshy bits and shutting people out then complaining when people get pissed at her for basically firing a votex bomb a few meters away from them instead of noticing said fleshy bits. <strike>She's probably just really lonely</strike>

*'''Sargeant Han'zo''' <strike>I don't actually know jack shit about him</strike> Apperantly he's a Tau infiltrator.

=== Reserve ===
Sometimes soldiers just aren't able to go to the front lines and are held back. This list is for people who's players may be active but who's character doesn't appear regularly

*'''3rd Company Captain "MUR" the World Eater''' The captain of the Unknown Legion, he has only recently joined this suicide mission, surprisingly of his own volition. After following the Commissar [puny man] into battle with a few knife ears he was gifted "Axei" and "Mel", two possessed weapons containing two daemons of Tzeentch, by Magos Gelt [Cog man]. Was captured by Dark Eldar, and has become a pit fighter in the arenas of Commoragh. He has been listed as KIA. Appeared to have been brought back to life in one thread if only to rip some tanks open with his hands after getting three fourths of his limbs blown off.




*'''Sorcerer Krux the Destroyer''' A 9 foot tall Catachan monster, now corrupted to Tzeentch, that might as well be chaos crocodile dundee. Has fucking HUGE muscles that make him capable of lifting a Primarch, although as of now he has been weakened.. Aided the team at the Battle of Dracolese, and made a quick escape as the entire planet was about to be exterminatus'd. Swears by his fuckhueg machete, and his custom autocannon he calls "Light's out", mainly because they are loaded with explosive shells capable of destroying a leman russ. He has since lost this Autocannon.. His machete, (he claims) Is better than any other melee weapon ever created, and can cut through solid titanium like butter. You probably don't wanna get into a fight with him. Was recently corrupted by a bedlam staff, which activated his latent psychic powers. He is now a grand sorcerer of Tzeentch, but has a lot of training to go before he reaches his full potential. The Bedlam staff weakened him, but his mental power got increased significantly. He is now on a long path of power, and he intends to keep going up. He will no doubt get stronger, but as he gets stronger the more corrupted he becomes. There will soon be no turning back. 
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! '''Name''':|| Pts || M || WS || BS || S || T || W || A || Ld || Sv
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| ''Sorcerer Krux the Destroyer''' ||150|| 7" || 2+ || +3 || 3 || 4 || 6 || 3 || 8 || 3+
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! '''Weapon''' || Range || Type || S || AP || D || Abilities
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| '''Bedlam Staff''' || Melee || Melee || +2 || -2 || D3 || On a roll of a 6 to hit with this weapon, do not roll to wound. Instead, the target suffers d3 mortal wound. If the target is slain as a result of this, the target is turned into a Pink Horror 
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*'''<strike>Private</strike> <strike>Corporal</strike> Sergeant Vu Chen''' A Trai Dat Guerrilla, Vu Chen is adept at scouting and laying traps for the enemies of man. His favorite is a pit with punji spikes covered by a layer of leaves, or a tripwire attached to a krak grenade. He was recently awarded with both the Eagle Ordinary, and Medallion Crimson medals, for valour and bravery, along with a promotion to Corporal.

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! '''Corporal Vu Chen''':|| Pts || M || WS || BS || S || T || W || A || Ld || Sv
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| '''Private Vu Chen''' || 12|| 6" || 4+ || 4+ || 3|| 3 || 1 || 2 || 7 || 5+
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! '''Weapon''' || Range || Type || S || AP || D || Abilities
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| '''Lasgun''' || 24" || Rapid Fire 1 || 3 || 0 || 1 || N/A
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| '''Frag Grenade''' || 6" || Grenade d6 || 3 || 0 || 1 || N/A
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| '''Krak Grenade''' || 6" || Grenade 1 || 6 || -1 || D3 || N/A
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*'''Brutus''' A true loyal soldier of the imperium dedicated to the fine art of construction. He sees perfection in ceramite and finds war to be the most glorious muse in his sturdy constructions. Also is a genestealer aberrant.

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! '''Name:'''|| Pts || M || WS || BS || S || T || W || A || Ld || Sv
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| '''Brutus''' || 60 || 6" || 2+ || 6+ || 6 || 4 || 4 || 3 || 8 || 5+
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! '''Weapon''' || Range || Type || S || AP || D || Abilities
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| '''Big Brutus''' || Melee || Melee || X2 || -3 || 3 || When attacking with this weapon you must subtract 1 from hit rolls made with it.
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| '''Little Brutus''' || Melee || Melee || User || -1 || 1 || Hit rolls of 6+ made using this weapon are resolved at an AP of -4.
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===MIA===
Eventually, every regiment succumbs to it. Personnel occasionally go missing during combat, whether due to going AWOL, or being captured by the enemy. Sometimes, it's just because people aren't around enough, so the Munitorum lists then as MIA. This is a list of such people. Characters should only be put here, if their player hasn't been around for several months.

*'''Gobels Coque''' A private from Cadia who has a knack for finding various weapons and artifacts of varying importance and origin including but not limited to: the Commissar's personal Thunder Hammer, a suit of Ultramarine Tactical Dreadnought Armor, a Necron Hyperphase Sword, and The Emperor's Sword. Eventually he was "borrowed" by Trazyn the Infinite.

*'''Techpriest Rho''' A junior but earnest techpriest, inducted into the regiment after his homeworld was exterminatus'd. Has yet to become as full of cybernetics as his peers, and thus far is still mostly flesh and bone. Somewhat nervous of all the various horrible things that seem to happen around the regiment, but calms down when back to simple technology and skulls everywhere. Terrible at fighting and prefers to hide away plinking with a pistol at most. Even more terrible at biologis work, but has a talent for dealing with machine spirits. Probably has a technology fetish, but come on he's a techpriest what did you expect? Vanished mysteriously after being taken on a magical pirate adventure.

===KIA===
All regiments have their losses whether at the hands of the enemy or as a result of in field summary execution. Here is a list of those lost during the missions. Lost, but not forgotten.

*'''Imperial Knight Godfrey Maxon''' Inexplicably appeared on a paradise world thinking it was an active war zone and joined the Unknown Regiment. Died to chaos AA guns while trying to drop onto a Mechanicus planet. His Knight was then dragged through several miles of forest before being abducted by the Mechanicus along with the rest of the regiment.

*'''Corporal Hamounds''' Literally the swarmlord. Seems to have inexplicably appeared aboard the space hulk and donned the worst disguise ever, yet it was good enough for the Commissar to not bat an eye. Goes through about 5 different names per kit inspection and causes huge catastrophes every time he is involved in anything, even if it's fucking karaoke. Died multiple times but regenerated himself instantly for no reason. Promoted by the Commissar for reasons that cannot be explained. After an intense battle with one of the regiment's Tech-priests. He was vented out of the ship, and into the Warp, where he was consumed by Daemons.

*'''Private Notas Pawn''' A thing that shall not be named pretending to be a guardsman and can communicate only by SCREEECHing, was killed by praetorian guards because tech priest failed to hack the cameras.

*'''Bone 'ead Rogg''' The greatest and bravest ogryn to ever live (or so he thinks). Previously a regular run of the mill ogryn, this ogryn generated insane conspiracy theroies about messages hidden in a word search after tasked to solve it by the commissar. This drove the weak-minded being almost insane and convinced him that ratlings had taken over the imperium of man and the only way to stop them was to kill a ratling by the name of gland. Talked in an incredibly thick slurring of words that made it almost impossible to dechiper what he had said. This instance of rogg was soon lost after taking a sniper wound to the head from a ratling sniper rifle. After some of the least impressive surgery ever, Rogga woke up and started shit-talking everyone while talking about bullying the poor. Eventually rogga would become a necron and in an alternate universe destroy the entirety of praetoria. In the current timeline he would smash his head into a rock and reawaken rogg who would then get his arms blasted off by a morkanaut. After having one of his legs ripped off accidentally by a Rak'gol pirate he would be exectuted by medicinal incompetence but mostly the hospitaliers bolt pistol.

*'''Techpriest Vaithilingham Vanderdelgus''' Hailing from the pleasure world of Reth, Vanderdelgus managed to combine the laziness of a Rethillian with the borderline heresy of a techpriest into an amalgamation of lethargy and idiocy. He was inducted into the Regiment after falling asleep in the lower levels of the Eagle's Fury, and due to a combination of laser blasts and car crashes, lost enough brain cells to decide to stay. Achievements include shooting himself in the eye the first time he fired a laspistol, crashing a limousine worth more than most men would see in 100 lifetimes within 5 seconds of driving it, and staying as pale as a sheet of paper despite coming from a planet where it's sunny literally all year round. Died when the titan he was piloting (poorly) was destroyed due to being corrupted by Nurgle, whilst listening to Cyndi Lauper and being useless.

*'''Rag'alen the Rusty''' A Rak'Gol pirate who's much less bloodthirsty than his bretheren and may be the only one of his kind capable of speaking low gothic. He uses word's "Arr", "Yarr" and "Harr" in every sentence and has access to a lot of rum and alien drugs he smuggled abroad. He was subsequently killed when a Titan(which he found on an ork ship) blew up near him. The shrapnel from its destoryed body, cutting his head in half

*'''Chief Telepathica Psyker Halls''' A new Psyker into the regiment. Most notably dealt the final blow to an incoming Patriarch using smite on him. Is known for his humbleness and kindness to his peers. He often ponders on his existence and sometimes questions everything he knows but that doesn't stop him from helping his team. Is capable of everything but casting powers reliably and making people happy. Is probably one of the main reasons the entire regiment hasn't died yet. Recently got promoted to Chief Telepathica Psyker, and continues to fight through the hordes of chaos and xenos undesirables alike. His body and soul were consumed by the Perils of the warp.

*'''Corsair Prince Osiros''' A corsair prince that is not technically part of the regiment but nobody cares. Is a complete lightweight when it comes to alcohol and sometimes fails to remember if he is drunk. Is skilled in divination and telepathy. Achievements include breaking all laws in the imperial book of judgement, selling rocks in place of soul stones to the dark eldar and losing a collection of legendary relics to some grots. After a series of retarded events, namely the purchase and subsequent use of a vampire raider transport, the evacuation of said transport as soon as it was hit, flying down towards the ground and exploding an entire building while in freefall with telekinesis, the summoning of an army of giant insects, the making of one of those insects invisible, the making of one of those insects levitate, he was forced to leave the regiment due to breaking any sense of danger the regiment could ever encounter and also being retarded. He then mysteriously disappeared. Never to be seen again.

*'''Ars'andog''' A Stryx merchant who joined the regiment in the name of profit. As any known stryx he can sell anything short of a titan, his most expensive transaction to date was selling an eldar Vampire Raider to Osiros(which he then crashed immediatly), whom he hates because he's an eldar. He also lost an eye in his first engagement. His notable behavior in the battlefield is fleeing wherever things go south and using his pet bug to fight for him when they aren't going south. His biggest achievment of heroism is evacuating 20 civilians and, unwillingly, saving the third company, which he was forced to do because of a very annoying priest, this ended with his shuttle ending up very damaged. But guards come and go, and the risk to join the regiment for profit was a fatal one, as he was devoured by mawloc, but after a little struggle, he decided to deny the beast it's meal by blowing himself up...except he was cloned by his lawyer and now works in a nice office in a pact fleet

*'''Astropath Grov''' Resident Astropath and an odd addition to the regiment. Tends to hide rather than fight, and is reluctant to do his actual job. Has an odd habit of complimenting people for their attire or hairstyle (most often with heavy dose of sarcasm mixed in) despite being blind. Good at dodging certain death. Thus far his greatest achievement was surviving a tankard of Gorsk White Gyn. In his last days, showed odd, pseudo-Heretical behavior. His true loyalties, motives and allegiances were lost with his death during the exterminatus of Dracolese. All that remained to prove he had once been in the regiment, was a lone package of Nutri-Slurry with his name taped on it.

*'''Commissar Arthur Knochenmus''' The new Commissar in town. Knochenmus was assigned to the regiment shortly after its creation, and mere hours after its commanding Officer Colonel Erigs died in an unfortunate suicidal accident. He is considered (mostly by himself) to be a tactical genius of incredible proportions, and sees loyalty and purity in even the most heretical of men. Often leading to confusion from the actual loyalists in the regiment. Was killed during the evacuation of Televus IV

*'''Belasya''' An eldar corsairess who lost bet to Osiros and was forced to join the regiment for three months as a result. Quite a bit of her was replaced with prosthetics after the battle with terminators and <strike>she is also a sororitas cheerleader sent to the regiment to raise morale</strike> she also pretends to be a cheerleader to get Michael off her back. Now she left the regiment after three months and kicked Osiros in his family jewels. After that Osiras tried(and failed) to use his <strike>bullshit</strike> warp powers to have revenge, he mostly failed. It ended up with him covering both of them in compost.

*'''Sergeant Wolfe''' Having not risen to prominence until recently, Wolfe began seemingly only existing as a mere Conscript, however, despite the low life expectancy of his rank, rose above to Sergeant due to acts of Valor, potential for command, and risking his life for his fellow Guardsmen. Close friends with Sergeant van Kleez, he seems to be the only one to treat him decently.  Oddly, he never seems to speak unless it is important. When he does, however, people tend to <strike>sometimes</strike> listen. Ended up committing suicide. Likely due to an undiagnosed mental illness.

*'''<strike>Lieutenant</strike> <strike>Captain</strike> <strike>Major</strike> Lieutenant Colonel Mattias Wyvern''' Formerly the commander of the Unknown Regiment. Matthias originally started as the CO of second platoon, for the regiment's fourth infantry company, before gradually making his way up to Lieutenant Colonel. A proud Praetorian, and a cheerful man by nature. Matthias has been with the regiment since day one, when he was accidentally (much to his dismay), shipped to the regiment, with no way of returning to his own regiment, and an outright refusal of any request to send him back. After a series of rather strange events and occurrences that not even an Inquisitor could pry from him, both Matthias and Rias Greymane, began dating, before eventually getting married during the regiment's stay on Praetoria. Recent events have seen him be awarded with the honour of the Macharian Cross, for his recent uses of the Tactica Imperialius.He also recently got kids with Rias...somehow. After some time in the regiment, he decided that raising them near overly zealous priests, drug addicts, pianist crimes against nature and such, was not a good idea, so he bought his way out of the regiment(somehow) and is now living with his wife and children on Praetoria, in his mansion. Or maybe he just slipped on a banana peel and fell down an elevator shaft. Eh, it’s more likely. So he's now listed as KIA.

*'''<strike>Gunnery Sergeant</strike> Lieutenant Rias 'Scarlet' Greymane Wyvern''' Supposedly a guardswoman of Cadian descent. Yet no one can seem to find any information on her in the Regiment's archives... Her case isn't helped by the fact that she often keeps her face and long hair hidden behind a Krieg style skull gasmask and helmet.  She was promoted to the Regiment's Quartermaster by the Commissar, after the last one died from a heart attack due to paperwork related stress issues. She was gifted a Necron Gauss rifle disguised as a Plasma gun by the Magos and a Ultramarine powerfist by a lucky trooper. She has recently started wearing a silver ring, in addition to her usual kit. She and Matthias Wyvern were recently united in the holy bonds on matrimony. Turns out to be a Daemonette but would likely be better suited being a Daemon of Khorne. She got pregnant somehow. She left regiment with Matthias to raise their kids properly on Praetoria