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==Overview== Unlike [[Lootas]], who will happily pinch suitably killy guns from other races, Flash Gitz focus their attention on getting enough [[Teef]] to pay the [[Mekboy]]z for the [[/k/|fanciest kustom Shootas they can manage]]. The requirement of wealth is one of the reasons why most Flash Gitz initially tend to belong to the Bad Moonz. Needless to say, other Orks think of them as big show-offs who waste time maintaining and polishing their guns (hence the name), whilst Mekboyz are quite fond of them. Flash Gitz tend to be pretty arrogant, but also quite deadly... at least, when they manage to hit something. The oversized guns they lug around are called [[Snazzgun]]s, because while these weapons may vary in appearance and function they are all uniformly deadly. In part because of the sheer volume of fire they can send downrange, Flash Gitz are actually known to be able to occasionally hit a target. This amazing level of accuracy is further aided by the use of Gitfindas and/or [[Targeting Squig]]s. Despite their expensive equipment, Flash Gitz seem to pour all their [[Teef]] into offense and barely anything on defense; wearing only [[Studded Armour]], albeit highly decorated. Their Nobz on the other hand, are rich enough to also afford [['Eavy Armour]]. Because of their extravagant lifestyle, Flash Git mobs will often take their place among bands of [[Freebooterz]]. Fighting as mercenaries allows successful Gitz to accumulate vast sums of wealth in a short space of time. Even better, they can gleefully spend it all on themselves without a [[Warboss]] around to take his cut. With teef galore flowing into their coffers, successful mobs of Flash Gitz will soon be riding through the void in their very own [[Kill Kroozer]] while wielding the kind of firearms that Deathskulls [[Lootas]] can only dream of stealing. Flash Gitz sport profusions of piercings, jewelry, furs, glyph-plates, brightly colored pirate garb and outlandish [[Hats|hats]]. Even their [[Grot]] minions traipse around with gold-buttoned frock coats while bragging loudly of their masters' wealth. All of this showy nonsense does absolutely nothing to hide the hulking, muscular bulk and bestial lethality of the Flash Gitz themselves.
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