Editing Freebooterz (section)

== Reasons ==

An Ork can become a Freeboota for any number of reasons:

* Because why not?
* They could be, as is the classic example, too wealthy for anyone else to stand and be kicked out of society, only to buy a ship and get off-planet before someone does some real kicking (around the face area, to the upstart Freeboota in question).
* They could simply be a jaded mek, big mek, warboss, warlord, or nob bored with fighting the same enemies, and defect to a more exciting life in the vastness of space.
* They could be rich mercenaries.
* They could be cursed with an over the top pirate accent instead of an over the top cockney one.
* They could be Stormboyz who lost every bit of orkyness they once had from hanging around [[Chaos|"them stupid spikey boyz"]] for too long and decided to worship the [[Khorne|blood god]]. This is considered to be on the very fringe of the socially acceptable in greenskin society, and any stormboy foolish enough to shout "Bludd for Da Bludd God!" around any normal-thinking orks will quickly [[Rip and tear| find all of his limbs, internal organs, and orifices scattered around the place like a gore-filled easter egg hunt for talking smack about Gork and Mork.]]
* They could decide to defect from a Waaagh! to fight whoever has "dat shiny ting ova der," and get so far off course that they decide to head for the nearest port and raise hell.
* They saw that their Waaagh! isn't getting them too many [[toof|teef]].
* They could be a Nob who mutinied a ship and took its warp drive "fer a spin".
* They could be Deffskulls who are so obsessed with looting that they decide normal Ork life just isn't enough for them.
* They could be a Bad Moonz Flash Git who wants enough gold coinage to fill an oil tanker, so that he can swim in it in his down time.
* They could have woken up one day, decided "Hey, I wants ter be a pirate!", and then became a pirate. Which is totally reasonable since it [[Red Corsairs|worked for Chaos]] (though the Orks were doing it first).
* They saw that [[Homestuck|PIRATES CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. BECAUSE OF AWESOME. AND HOLD NO ACCOUNTABILITY FOR THEIR DEEDS]].
* They could be a weirdboy in need of a Waaagh! fix.
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[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]

[[Category: Battlefleet Gothic]]

[[Category: Xenos]]

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[[Category: Freebooterz]]

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