Editing Gideon Ravenor (section)

==Dramatis Personae==
Ravenor is basically Professor X in Space, and his retinue consist of the basic fanservice, fuck-ups, and Fett-clones that you'd expect from an X-Men knock off (especially that shitty phase in the 90s when they forgot they were a Civil Rights allegory and fought aliens and space wizards): 

* The previously mentioned interrogator and sidekick, Carl Thonius, possessed and eventually destroyed by Slyte. SPOILER ALERT He didn't do shit anyway, and acted like a hacker in a universe of sword-and-pistol combat. Barring that thing involving the glue, the grenade, and the dreadnought. Described as a 'pussy' SEVEN times in the first chapter he is in. He's actually a much more effective interrogator when he's finally possessed, being able to actually chase down and fuck up bounty hunters as tough as Nayl, and actually focused on the job rather than how charming his outfit looks.
* Wystan Frauka, a porno-reading pothead pariah and psychic blank (untouchable). He also fat and horrible, and used to scare the shit out of Eldar witches. Equipped with standard issue erotic novels and brass balls. [[Wat|Had his blankness burned out by Zael]] which means either blanks are not soulless and are just really weird psykers or [[C.S. Goto|a Psyker gave him a soul.]]
* Kara Swole, a voluptuous acrobat (even though "voluptuous" bodies aren't really good for acrobatics. This is, however, pointed out more than once) who fake dies and then dies for real, but then actually didn't die.
* Patience Kys, a sexy pale flavoured telekinetic chick who wants to fuck Ravenor even though he's a gross burn victim in a coffin. It helps that he rescued her from a corrupt orphanage when she was a child - no wait, that just means she wants to fuck an old gross burn victim in a coffin that's also a FATHER FIGURE.
* Harlon Nayl, an old bounty hunter with shit ton of equipment (over 100 points! OH NOES) He won't fucking die and used to work for [[Gregor Eisenhorn]].
* Zeph Mathuin, another ex-bounty hunter, the Silent Bob to Harlon's Jay, with a rotator cannon mounted on his forearms. He was killed by a daemon [[Meme|and then Zeph was a zombie.]]
* Zael Efferneti, That boy above, also addicted to drugs and a fine line of Italian sports cars. He is a 'mirror,' able to hear telepathy but not use it himself, and can copy and spam the psychic powers of those around him. Like a fucking X-Man. That little twat then took every level of badass possible and then later became [[Hyperion|a fucking Grey Knight]] with some help from Inquisitor Lilith and destroyed Angron's Black Blade during the First War for Armageddon. That's pretty much as big as service to the throne gets.
* Maud Plyton, an ex-Magistrum marshall, a hardass with adorable little facial features. Has a nice car and is claustrophobic.
* Cynia Preest, captain of the ''Hinterlight'', Ravenor's primary ship. Has no combat abilities making her kind of a pussy. Her description puts her as kind of hot but super old '200+ years old'.
* Patrik Belknap - ex-Guard medic with balls of steel and super-faith, now back alley doctor. Loves the [[Emprah]]. Saves Kara's life via surgery and then gets to fuck her.
* Sholto Unwerth, another captain of another ship, the Arethusa. Starts off annoying but soon everyone grows to love him. Has a [[Squat]] ancestor, which explains his diminutive height. Also has a dog-man sidekick/bodyguard.
* Already a powerful telepath (he has been described as "between high-level delta and low-level gamma" and an "Alpha plus psyker" at different times), Inquisitor Boxy-Burny makes his followers wear wraithbone pendants so he can possess their bodies in a process called "waring" that makes his host sick and dizzy, but Ravenor at the helm can do ridiculous Matrix bullshit.