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==On the Issue of Dawn of War 3== [[File:ORKZ ARE DA BEST.png|thumb|right|If you listen closely, you can hear the outrage of countless [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] fans.]] As mentioned, [[Dawn of War III]] has been a cauldron of [[Skub]], [[Rage]], [[Butthurt]] and [[Wat]] wrapped in one nice package. Some people take issue with Gorgutz's depiction in the game, saying that he should not be serving another Warboss, asking why he doesn't have an empire, saying he should not have left his empire if he did have one and that there's no way the Magpies could've survived if he won. Dawn of War III does answer why all of this happens however, as it states that he did win, but left Kaurava (which he calls a dump and doesn't seem to care for at all) to go find other things to steal, as he stopped caring about Kaurava the second he learned that Acheron exists. He also started working for another Warboss specifically so that he could backstab him and take his forces. The question of why he doesn't bring his own empire with him to Acheron, or why he didn't just challenge Gitstompa in the first place is only answered with 'he didn't want to' but considering that these are the Orks, and that everything Gorgutz does is dictated by 'what Gorgutz wants', it's not as much of an ass-pull as it would be for anyone else. Bitter, ruined guard anuses aside, the performance by Nathan Constance for Gorgutz is potentially one of the best examples of voice acting in the 40k universe, really bringing this controversial green bastard to life. Key lines involve the ordering of gretchins to their miserable deaths by clogging up machines with their bodies, and telling his minions that he WANT[S] DAT STICK!!!
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