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==History== The earliest known record of Gorkamorka was when [[Sigmar]] and [[Dracothion]] first found him trapped within a living avalanche in [[Ghur]]. The two headed god had tried to destroy the Godbeast Drakatoa, a sentient blob of amber that consumed entire cities in its wake. It was stuck inside this Jurassic Park reference that the God of Order found him. Upon being released, Gorkamorka was equally pleased to be free and pissed off that he needed someone else to save him, causing him to knock out Dracothion with one punch and attack Sigmar. The duel between him and Sigmar lasted for twelve days, until both sides grew tired, looked over the devastation of their battle and laughed. Realising he had finally met someone who wasn't just a good fight but loved battle just as much as him, Gorkamorka quickly befriended Sigmar and joined his pantheon. Thus, while Sigmar worked on creating civilisation, Gorkamorka would hunt the colossal Godbeasts of the realms and keep the Orruks, Grots, Ogors, and Gargants from causing too much trouble. Gorkamorka's greatest ally was the [[Godbeast]] [[Sons of Behemat|Behemat]], who was his loyal champion mainly due to Gorkamorka being the only being even bigger than him. As Tzeentch whispered to Gorkamorka in order to convince him he was Sigmar's pawn, Gorkamorka grew envious of his subordinate's relative freedom, and took out his frustrations by challenging Behemat to match his feats. Behemat actually managed to succeed at all of these challenges (albeit sometimes by accident) until he was asked to re-enact Gorkamorka's duel with Sigmar, which resulted in Behemat being knocked unconscious for a few millennia. Due to Tzeentch’s manipulations and his own fickle nature, Gorkamorka grew frustrated by the order that Sigmar imposed, and declared the Great Waaagh!, where he and his followers rampaged across the Mortal Realms until they reached its end (how this would work given that the Mortal Realms are separate planes which each have their own edge isn't explained), upon which he turned around to do it all over again. The Waaagh! only stopped when it fell into infighting, causing Gorkamorka to divide back into Gork and Mork. During the Age of Chaos, Gorkamorka fought alongside Sigmar once more in the Battle of Burning Skies in Aqshy. This is the last anybody has ever seen of him. During the Realmgate Wars, Sigmar sent a group of [[Stormcast Eternals]] to search for him in hopes of rekindling the former alliance, but they found no sign. However, [[Gordrakk]], perhaps the closest being there is to a mortal avatar of Gorkamorka, has made it very clear that he has no intent on rejoining the Pantheon of Order. Although he has made no physical appearance so far, Gorkamorka still directs the forces of Destruction through visions he grants to their shamans.
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