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==Origin and aspects== Not much is known about this monster of a [[Space Wolf]], however what we do know is that he went through the gates of Morkai as all other Space Wolves have before, and drank from the cup of [[Wulfen]] as is the rite of passage. It was later along in his initiation period that the [[Techpriest]]s of the Fang discovered some kind of fault or error in his system. While unlike those of genetic impurity, the Fang skipped the paperwork and let him stay as his mutation wasn't as serious as you'd think with the wolves history of genetic mutation. Haegr is a big motherfucker, the tallest space wolf rivaling [[Leman Russ]] himself, also is his stomach, you ever see those Kirby gifs where he eats your mother's weight in food in one gulp? Haegr could eat about as much as that if he tried. His appetite is astronomical, once putting the fang almost into a food shortage. Due to this vast appetite, or another defect of this guy, is that he is fat as fuck, as in so fat that the tech priests had to custom build his armour to account for the sheer mass of his gut, this should be impossible especially for a space wolf due to their heightened metabolism allowing to digest almost any form of food or protein but not for this greedy bastard. For whatever unknown reason Haegr was sent as an emissary of the Space Wolves to [[Terra]] as the Wolfblade, a unit of Space Wolves sent to guard and aid House Belisarius, a [[navigator]] house that are allied with the Space Wolves. It was here Haegr has spent possibly centuries of his life, missing and reminiscing his possible life of battle as he chows down on his 12th sheep sized meat pile. TL;DR: He's a fat bastard who fights drunken master style with a thunderhammer. And not some prissy one-hander, no, the full blown "blacksmith anvil on a pole" heavy thunderhammer normally seen on Deathwatch Veterans. If you're gonna put him on the table, start with an ogryn mini and work your way from there.
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