Editing Innocence Lost (section)

==Prologue==

'''''Dee dee doo du dee dee doo du dee dee doo du da!'''''

“FOR FUCKS SAKE [[Nurgle|NURGLE]].”

“Sorry, I have to take this. You know how [[Isha]] is.”

“Oh boy, here we go.”

“HELLO? NO I’M PLAYING CARDS.”

“…why does he do this shit?”

“You’re asking the wrong warp entities, human.”

“NO IT’S RUBBISH. [[Slaanesh|SLAANESH]] CAN’T WIN A HAND FOR SHIT.”

“HAH!”

“YEAH. YEAH. NO [[Khorne|KHORNE]] IS JUST AS BAD.”

“Fufufu…”

“RIGHT. CIAO! …Well, I have to bail. Sorry all.”

“Typical, right when I call your bluff. Remind me why I let you have Isha again?”

“Because I kicked your girly ass?”

“WHAT A PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A CHAOS GOD!”

“…Okay, that’s it. You and I are going to have a little ''talk,'' Khorne.”

With a snap of her fingers, [[Smut for the Smut Throne|Slaanesh and Khorne vanished,]] leaving the others alone at the card table set in the middle of the Formless Wastes. 

“They finally got a room… Anyways… I’ll see you later [[Tzeentch|Zeech]], Lil’E.”

Nurgle faded away, and the two remaining simply stared at one another. 

“…Must be nice, having someone to care about…” muttered Tzeentch, waving his feathery hand to dismiss the table and chairs, save the ones they occupied.

“Sucks to be you, I guess” shot back the Star Child, idly picking at his fingernails.

“Since when did you get a mate? I thought your little arrangement with that [[Macha|redhead eldar]] didn’t work out. Just as planned, I might add.”

“Save it. If you really must know, I’m seeing another eldar. Well, half of one anyways.”

“You’re joking”

“Do I LOOK like I’m joking?”

“No, you look like a pubescent, golden monkey.”

“And you wonder why no one likes you.”

“…Fair point. Fine, tell me about it. I’ve got nothing else to do, since [[Eldrad]] decided to be a dick this week.”

The Star Child sighed, waving his hand to transform his chair into a replica of the Golden Throne. “Might as well get comfortable, this could take a while.”