Editing Isha (section)

==40k Version==
===Pre-Fall history===
Long ago, before the Eldar got into their hedonistic shit, [[Khaine]] learned of a prophecy that an Eldar would kill him, so he did the only [[grimdark|rational]] thing in this universe: start wiping out the Eldar. Isha complained to Asuryan, King of the Eldar Gods, to stop this. At first, Asuryan's response was "cry me a river". You can imagine his surprise when she did just that in his palace. Not wanting to ruin his floors any further, Asuryan told Khaine to calm the fuck down, and ordered the Gods to cease interacting with the Eldar (even though they are formed by the consciousnesses of the Eldar themselves, lulz). Isha had a bit of a problem with this, and so met the Eldar in secret. When Khaine found out, he imprisoned Isha and her husband [[Kurnous]]. The other Gods thought this was kind of extreme, but only Vaul, the Smith God, did anything about it (which pretty much sounds like an Eldar thing to do), offering to make one hundred swords to pay their ransom. Since Vaul's swords were really fucking powerful, Khaine agreed to release them in a year. Problem was, Vaul only made 99 in that time, so he threw in a regular sword. Isha and Kurnous were freed, but when Khaine found out, he imprisoned Vaul instead, by beating him senseless, crippling him, and tying him up on his own anvil.

===Well actually...===
In the book, Angel Exterminatus, written by [[Graham McNeil]], on page 93, [[Fulgrim]] is rambling on about [[Eldar]] mythology to the [[Iron Warriors]]. He basically says that Isha let [[Khaine]] use her for sex if he would save the Eldar from the threat of some weird ass species called the Hresh-Selain. It is said that Khaine fucked her so hard that the moment he came, the Angel Exterminatus (Demon/avatar of Khaine on steroids) clawed its way out of her body, killing her. Since Fulgrim is known for being nearly as high as [[Doomrider]], and he lied about so much other shit in the book, the authenticity of his claim is highly debatable. Also, the Angel Exterminatus was made up by Fulgrim. It was just a prophecy about him becoming a daemon prince. Which would lead you to the conclusion that he was trolling Pert all the time; Pert is the angry ranting god of war, ravaging an Eldar Shrine world, dedicated to the spirits of their race, leading to Fulgrim obtaining his divine rebirth.

Even the Dark Eldar (who usually have nothing but contempt for their old gods) accompanying them showed signs of anger when listening to Fulgrims dirty fanfic about his species mother goddess.

===During the Fall of the Eldar===
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Then the Fall of the Eldar happened, and things got real ugly. The only good thing to happen to Isha is that Isha survived Slaanesh's initial birth-slaughter, compared to the other poor Eldar gods. However, [[Slaanesh]], being what he/she/it is, decided to take Isha as his/her/its eternal sex toy. Naturally, Isha started crying again, which someone again heard this time. However, it was the last person she would expect: the loveable bastard [[Nurgle]] had heard her cries and misery, like every other Chaos god, for a long time.

He however, decided to do something about it. He also realized he was feeling true, real love for another being (could be because nobody was in more despair than her at the moment, and that's kinda his thing, and/or because he and her are both gods of life). While the other Chaos gods kinda wished to give Slaanesh a little breathing room (He/She/It had just raped and killed most of the Eldar pantheon) until the birth subsided, Nurgle wasn't having that shit, so he challenged Slaanesh for the freedom of Isha, and won (thus setting a precedent for Him/Her/It vs the other gods).

Unfortunately the 6th edition [[Eldar]] Codex says that only [[Cegorach]] and [[Khaine]] survived [[Slaanesh]]'s feast upon the eldar pantheon, calling these events into question. Or maybe they just assumed that she died. The 6th Edition [[Daemon|Daemons]] Codex states that only one isolated Craftworld knows about her fate.
 
A recent story has five eldar farseers entering the warp in Nurgle's realm to save Isha from Nurgle. They fail and are turned into features of his garden, but the omniscient narrator confirms her survival, specifically by saying [[Grimdark|she saw the farseers fall and get captured]].

===Post-Fall status===
To this day, Nurgle adores her like no one else can (well besides Kurnous, but he can't being deader than dead) like a creepy stalker. By the rules, she was his, and for a while, he would keep her in his Gardens and force-feed her many of his creations to see how long it would take her to succumb(tl;dr [[Poxfulcrum]]). Being a goddess of healing, she wouldn't die from any of them and could cure herself, so if Nurgle was satisfied with the effects, he would release the contents somewhere in the universe - if not he'd drink the batch and start all over again. Isha could and still does take her time to whisper to the mortals as she has always done, to tell them how to cure themselves. Thus she didn't actually die at the hands of [[Slaanesh]] like most the other gods of the pantheon since Nurgle rescued her before the former could rape her to death. Kinda funny how she cares for all life despite her own children bastardizing her teachings (like [[Imperium|ANOTHER certain race]] with [[Emperor|THEIR non-deity]]
{{BLAM}} {{BLAM| suggesting the emperor is not a god is ''HERESY''!}} (they're perfect for each other)) and by consequence most other mortals hate the shit out of them too. But to be fair, she's kinda stuck in the same boat as a certain half-dead, super human atheist, so who’re we to judge?