Editing Kek Moon (section)

==Early exploits==

Nobody remembers what Kek Moon's original name was and where he came from. One day he just teleported aboard a Space Hulk controlled by the Zugdub tribe of Orks, seemingly from nowhere. Kek Moon would later claim that he was simply testing his new kustom can opener, which unexpectedly teleported him from his home planet across the whole Galaxy onto the Space Hulk. Regardless of his origins, warboss Oglok Zugdub was always eager to welcome one more Mekboy into his tribe. 

Unfortunately, Kek Moon's exploits with his new comrades didn't last very long, because mere days after his arrival aboard the Space Hulk, the void leviathan crashed into a nameless moon in sparsely inhabited Acheloian sector. Interestingly, the crash occurred seconds after Kek Moon first turned on his experimental new coffee machine to test it. Later he would claim that this was a mere coincidence and substantiate his claim by bashing anyone who disagreed in the gullet. 

The crash was so severe that nearly the entire tribe perished in it. However, "nearly" doesn't count in case of the Orks, for they're notorious for replenishing their numbers with astonishing speed. One group that couldn't be replenished immediately was the Nobs, since Orks take quite a bit of time and fighting experience to grow to a size that would allow them to project an aura of authority. Kek Moon was the only large Ork to survive the landing, but he didn't emerge in one piece (to be exact, he emerged in fourteen pieces). He lost all of his limbs and much his his body in the crash, leaving only the head completely undamaged. But such minor inconveniences as losing 90% of his body mass were nothing to the talented Mekboy: holding a screwdriver in his teeth, he eventually managed to build a new cybernetic body for himself, bigger, shinier and stompier than before. 

===Looting a moon===

As soon as he had fists, he set about punching the other surviving Orks into submission until he established himself as the unchallenged Warboss of his own new tribe. Now that he was in charge, it was only natural for him to start a new WAAAGH!!! and begin a campaign of conquest, but there was a problem with that. Kek Moon was so traumatised by his experience during the crash of the Space Hulk that he developed an extreme phobia of spaceflight. Although this obviously left him unable to personally lead an invasion, his mad genius quickly found an unorthodox solution. If he couldn't leave his planet, he would bring his planet to the warzone!

Under his guidance, his Boyz built several spaceships from the Space Hulk's wreckage and started raiding the Acheloian sector, looking for the fuel and machine parts their Warboss needed for his crazy project. They were especially interested in Rogue Trader ships, which their stripped of their engines and left drifting in the void. After several years of looting, Kek Moon accumulated enough engines to initiate the next stage of his plan. From all the engine parts, he constructed the largest propulsion engines the Galaxy has ever seen, surrounded by fields of surplus engines that served as stabilisers. All of them were powered up by a supposedly thermonuclear reactor Kek Moon built in the moon's core. By all estimates, the mechanical monstrosity he built should have exploded his moon, but instead it worked just as he intended. By turning the planetoid into a fully functional space vessel, he became the first and only Ork in history to loot an entire moon. Although many of his admirers tried to repeat this feat of crazed ingenuity in the later ages, none of them were bonkers enough to successfully pull it off.