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==The Story==
The story of KonoSuba begins when lazy, perverted videogame addict '''Kazuma Satou''' leaves his apartment in Japan after a three-day gaming marathon, only to see a girl apparently in the path of a speeding truck. Impulsively, he tries to push her to safety, only to be hit himself and die. He then finds himself standing before a blue-haired girl called '''Aqua''', who claims to be a goddess.

Aqua mocks Kazuma for his death, claiming it was both senseless (the girl was already aware of the "danger" and ready to move) and humiliating (the "speeding truck" was a slow-moving market tractor, and Kazuma died of a heart-attack induced by shock, sleep deprivation and too many stimulants over his gaming binge). She then offers him a choice; go on to a "boring" afterlife, reincarnate on Earth and try again, or be sent to a fantastical world as a mighty [[adventurer]] to battle the dread Demon King who threatens the world's safety.

Being an avid gamer, Kazuma naturally picks option #3... and then Aqua screws him over by giving him a pathetic [[Ability Score]] array and saddling him with the generic Adventurer class, a [[Skill Monkey]] class widely regarded in-universe as the weakest of all classes. Enraged, Kazuma then wastes his "divine boon" by spending it on a vengeful wish that traps Aqua on the nameless world with him as his adventuring partner. Which is a huge waste, because Aqua is arrogant, lazy, easily distracted, a huge attention whore, and generally incompetent at facing anything other than undead and demons.

The two are soon joined by two of the most inept adventurers around; '''Megumin''' is a flamboyantly eccentric [[wizard]] who [[evoker|is obsessed with the most powerful attack spells]], to the point she has literally built her entire character sheet around casting the spell "Explosion" with unprecedented power... at the expense of only being able to cast it '''once per day''', because she only has enough [[mana]] to fuel one casting and literally doesn't know any other spells. (Somewhere, Lina Inverse is nursing a migraine.) '''Darkness''', on the other hand, is a noble-hearted lady-[[knight]]... who is literally only of use as a [[meatshield]], because [[/d/|she's such a raging masochist she's specced her defensive skills out the wazoo and left herself utterly incapable of attacking]].

Kazuma must now wrangle these three bumblefucks to keep a roof over their head, food in their bellies, and maybe, someday, somehow, defeat the Demon King.