Editing Mephet'ran (section)

==Introduction==
'''Mephet'ran'''; more commonly known by such nicknames as '''The Deceiver''', the Jackal God, the Golden One*, the almighty Golden Six Pack, [[TTS|straight-up an IDIOT]], Todd Howard and the Master of Trolling is the Necron's answer to Tzeentch, and [[Cegorach|Cegorach's]] best drinking buddy as well as something of an expy of [[H.P. Lovecraft|
Nyarlathotep]]. He is one of the main C'tan gods with some relevance alongside [[Aza'Gorod|the Nightbringer]] and [[Mag'ladroth|the Void Dragon.]] He is known as one of the greatest [[Trolls]] of Warhammer and is actively competing with [[Tzeentch]] and [[Cegorach]] on who can pull off the greatest lulz. He alongside the aforementioned two are some of the key players of the Emprah's super psychic cosmic eternal strip poker and has been at this game since the days before even the stars had formed and all the other players were little more than scattered high energy particles in the first epochs of the universe after the big bang.

During the [[War in Heaven]] he alongside Cegorach made a deal with each other on creating a plan so dickish and so trollish that it would help break the universe itself. The plan was to convince the Nightbringer and the Outsider as well as the other C'tan gods that if they ate each other due to their immense powers, they would stand on top as the greatest beings in the galaxy. Of course being the idiots that they are, the other C'tan gods completely [[FAIL|fell for it]]. With the old ones essentially beaten at this point and the C'tan squabbling for the spoils, the [[Necron|Necrons]], with Szarekh tired of all the horror of the galaxy's greatest war, ashamed that he sold his people's souls, and seeing that reality was splitting at the seams as the C'tan and Old Ones tore apart the Materium and the Warp decided he had to do something if they were to have a future beyond being the slaves of lovecraftian gods. As the C'tan were busy eating each other and the armies of the old ones cowered and hid, Szarekh went "Fuck this" and shattered the remaining C'tan into pieces with an unknown weapon that was said to cause damage to the very fabric of reality itself after slaughtering the remaining old ones, ridding the galaxy of the influence of both factions of gods.

The Deceiver, is claimed by some to be shattered alongside his C'tan brothers [[Not as planned|which he possibly did not intend]] and possibly spends the remaining of his life being mocked by the [[Tzeentch|giant blue bird]] and the [[Cegorach|laughing clown.]] On the other hand he may have pulled of a dastardly move that possibly fooled everyone into thinking that he was turned into a glorified Pokemon if the various contacts/shenanigans between him and the [[Imperium of Man|IoM,]] [[Eldar|Eldar,]] [[Blackstone Fortress|Blackstone Fortresses,]] [[Failbaddon]] and others are reported as truth. The last possibility is that getting sharded was intentional because it now means that he can be in a billion places at once. Battlefleet Gothic: Armada seems to hint that his sharding was actually a deception and that he's very much fully functional. Deception from the Deceiver? Who would have guessed! Though to be fair, what better way to have a free hand to manipulate the galaxy than for everyone to be convinced you're no longer a factor at play? A significantly powerful shard pretended to be one of the missing Alpha Legion primarchs but it's deception was rumbled by an equally sneaky exiled Necron and everything went tits up.

He also plays [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker]] with [[God-Emperor of Mankind|The Emperor]], [[Tzeentch]], [[Cegorach]], and [[Creed]].