Editing Metal Marines (section)

== And thus, ==
They <b>ROCK.</b>  Ex-Emperor's Children fill the air with their bass and electric tones, striking non-lethal Blastmasters crafted by the iron hands of the Iron Hands.  Ex-Berserkers call their fury of their Chaotic days to bear, turning raw anger into raging vocal tones.  Combined, these band-brothers rock across the stars, performing in the halls or taverns of any who would have them. The Inquisition, certain that such totally excellent music is corrupting their youth into rock 'n roll rebels, hunts the Metal Marines to this very day, to no success. 


It is [[Brits|rumoured]] that their impromptu Chapter Master seeks an ancient and powerful artifact, a guitar pick crafted from the chipped tooth of a Bloodthirster.  It is said that such an artifact would generate music so totally excellent as to unite all the races in harmony, making the Gods of Chaos themselves totally chill the fuck out and stop eating everyone.



It is unknown what the [[Goff Rokker|Goff Rokkas]] have to say about all this.

[[Image:WH40K_-_Metal_Marines.png|thumb|right|Hilarious in Hindsight]]