Editing Necroputer (section)

==Construction==

For any aspiring necromancer wanting their own necroputer but not able to shell out billions or more worth of GP, the first step is as always to stop being a meatbag pleb and become a [[lich]]. From that point on, you will have sufficient time to construct and program your necroputer.

The first official step is to either create or purchase a pocket dimension and obtain a large number of skeletons. Crazy Hassan offer the latter at a crazy price, ranging from your affordable camel to your high end cameltaur. If you have a friend with a necroputer, you can find his website at http://crazyhassanscamelemporium.com where you can shop for great deals, compare prices to leading competitors, bid on crazy auctions, and find everything you want at a crazy affordable price. You can also visit Crazy Hassan's Discount Camel Emporium in person using a mail-in code for a dimensional door. 

However you obtain your skeletons, you will need between 1,000,000 to 400,000,000,000,000,000,000+ depending on system specifications and storage desired. If you intend to network necroputers, expect the number to increase significantly. 
Recent developments in breeding centipede-like creatures and multi-armed humanoids have resulted in dramatic reduction of skeletons needed to operate functionally, although the time and effort required to program each skeleton has kept the hardware strictly in development for the foreseeable future in regards to the open market. Some necroputer enthusiasts have taken to home-creation of suitable skeletons, but the trustworthiness of technology without a brand guarantee is low for novice users. 

Programming a necroputer takes time and patience, as glitches and bugs are sure to occur. Many companies offer ethereal services to help program your first necroputer. If you opt to pay someone to do it, or need a consultation in the process, then check your local bleached pages listings under "necroputer help". Many businesses offer free tips, and can also help you with first time setup. 
Many wizard colleges also offer necroputer programming training.