Editing Nulndon (section)

==Hans/Hanz==
"Hey, Hans, the sewers are talking again. Mind tossing a few grenades down there?"

Hans and his keen eared companion are the unlikely heroes of Nuln and their timely inconvenience absolutely squashed several incursions of Skaven attacks. This method of handling Skaven dweller attacks spurred a new holiday in Nulndon, celebrating the successes and triumphs of the city by summarily tossing grenades down the sewers. The Grenade and Sewer Gate becomes the symbol of the Guild of Urban Hygiene and Sanitation.


Several anons have postulated just who Hanz is and why he is so uncannily everywhere exactly where he needs to be. Some think he's a low born human hero who just chances his way through the ranks of the empire and remains humble. Some think that he's quite possibly the luckiest man alive and just happens to be everywhere where the action and fighting gets roughest. Lastly some think that just maybe he's a Tom Bombadil (emphasis on bomb) and passes off as a human as to not draw attention to his infinite power levels and just trolls evil wherever it may be with grenades as a show of just how easily he can dispatch the horrors of the Old World. Whatever the case may be, the mystery of Hanz is inspiring. It matters not who or what he is; the myth is what is most important, and the simple charm and reliable timeliness of Hanz's presence wherever danger is most present is what makes him so lovable.

We know one thing. Hanz is one bitch of an inconvenience to the enemies of the Empire, wherever they may be.