Editing Nymphology (section)

== New Spells ==
'''Baykdoyre’s Ultimate Lubrication''' - Makes ogre/halfling crossbreeding a reality. 

'''Alter Breasts''' - Anything from A to double D, on any gender. Could be used as a decent source of income.

'''Change Orientation''' - A spell feared by macho barbarians and fighters alike.

'''Clothes to chocolate, cream, or oil''' - For some reason the Farmers' Union hates people using this spell.

'''Dirk's Impressive Tool''' - Illusion that makes his secondary weapon seem "enormous" and "beautiful". Can encourage people to tell their friends about it. Requires a sausage for use.

'''Hypnotic Rump''' - "Renders the caster's buttocks fascinating beyond belief".

'''Locate Clitoris''' - Nothing funny, potentially useful.

'''Morning Wood''' - Save it for when it comes in handy, or maybe just for when it comes in hand.

'''Onestrum’s Personal Fluidic Enhancer''' - "Spooge production that would make a titan proud".

'''Night Visitor''' - Target gets a visit in the night. They won't get any benefits from sleeping. Requires a feather and a piece of cheese, for some reason.

'''Prismatic Chastity Belt''' - Any would-be assailant of the nether planes suffers fire, acid, lightning, poison damage, is turned to stone and teleported to another plane.

'''Protection from Mingers''' - Makes it impossible for ugly people to come near you.

'''Ray of Nipple Hardening'''- Gee, I wonder what this does?

'''Vinegar Stokes''' - Gives the target the sensation of being stuck edging right before orgasm, they can defend but not move or cast spells. A good way to escape.
 
'''Summon Sex Partner''' - Force the summoned creature to service you. There's a warning about meeting said creature outside of the spell. Given that it's practically [[FATAL|a rape spell]], it should be obvious as to why this is. 

'''Power Word: Orgasm''' - No save. Stuns the creature somewhere between 1d6 to 3d6 depending on Constitution. A good, non-lethal (if a bit messy) way to escape from battle.