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==Forces in service of grammar== As other Ordos, Grammaticus too has its own loyal men-at-arms to enforce what they believe is the will of The [[Emperor]] himself - the Red Quills and the Erasers. Both are groups of [[Stormtrooper]]s handpicked from [[Schola Progenium|Schola Progenia]] by Grammaticus Inquisitors for showing potential to be meticulous OCD-suffering little shits just like their possible future employers, and possibly even to rise through the ranks among them. This process keeps the Ordo supplied with experienced Inquisitors who could gladly spend an entire evening correcting EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SENTENCE YOU SAY (just kidding they usually last like 10 minutes tops before a red pen starts heading towards your anus/eye). *'''Red Quills''' Red Quills are Inquisitorial bodyguards and essentially walking talking pencil cases (as Inquisitors usually need so much shit that [[Servo-skull]]s can't carry it all). They wear dark red carapace armor and red cloaks earning them the distinct nickname of Crimson Cunts. Of the two Stormtrooper forces mentioned, fewer people are likely to rise from their position in the Red Quills than in the Erasers. The reason for this is that since they got picked straight from the school desks to just yell at uneducated or just downright illiterate peasants like some fusion of Gordon Ramsay and an angry English teacher, they are likely to have their heads even further up their own asses than the [[Eldar]] and [[Red Scorpions]] combined. Since the goals of the Ordo Grammaticus are to serve The Imperium and its people in their own unique way, the Ordo considers most of them to be unfitting. *'''The Erasers''' While their colleagues are tasked with following the Inquisitors around and licking their boots, the Erasers are those who actually get shit done. As in: all day every day workhorse tempo kind of getting shit done. They usually wear black armor and prefer lighter variants that offer more mobility in combat and some extra sneakiness. They are the Ordo's extended arm that fights against heretics that spread shitty, poorly written fanfic (watch the example only in case of wanting to get purged [https://youtu.be/pNS8Fadt7Uc]) as well as ork-impersonating lower-hive gangsters (ever heard of [[Necromunda]]?). They also undergo special training that gives them some quite handy skills that turn them into a cross between your standard Stormtroopers and [[Vindicare]] Assassins. Their job makes them considerably tougher than the previously mentioned force and since they see the worst kind of shit their order can face on a daily basis, those few that survive often later become fully fledged Inquisitors. As for their name - that has further meaning than just their employer's love of office tools. Let's just say that some people's existence is so unnecessary and annoying that it's better for them to never have existed in the first place. I mean, have you heard about those [[Tzeench]] cultists who were spreading some poorly written fliers with daemon summoning instructions? Or that one guy who once called some local recruiting [[Space Marine]] [[Chaplain]] a SPEHSS MAHREEN? NO? You haven't? Good.
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