Editing Ravager (section)

== Dais of Destruction ==

[[File:Dais of Destruction.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Vect in all his pimpin glory.]]

It is of no surprise that residential pimp lord, [[Asdrubael Vect]] would have his own pimp-mobile. This heavily modified Ravager consists of two firing platforms on either side of a raised platform, the Dais (Hence the name), to support the throne of Lord Vect and his personal bitches and hoes which happen to be two Sisters of Battle (per typical Wardian/Neckbeard fashion damsels) lounging lazily, probably not to piss off their master. Vect is also accompanied by personal Incubi bodyguards, and three gunners.

He appeared in [[Dawn of War|Dawn of War Soulstorm]] where he had to come and help [[Archon Tahril|Tahril's]] sorry ass. His Dais counts as the Dark Eldar's ultimate unit and its Dark Scythe ability which overloads the weapons is utterly [[Rape|rapetastic]] as all infantry from the lowliest [[Grot]] to the mightiest [[Terminators]] gets their ass handed to them in a cone of fire. Unfortunately, he had to pop a clone since even he couldn't save the Deldar from getting Ork'd because Tahril was just that incompetent - [[What|and the Dais gets shot down in the Stronghold defeat, so he 100% died]].

In 5th Edition, the Dais becomes one of the few Dark Eldar units to be capable of being fielded in a game of fucking [[Apocalypse]]. In case you want an HQ that takes up half to a quarter of your points (and who doesn't!) Vect can take this as a dedicated transport.

Round armor 13 and three lances is potent, but will probably be a waste in all but the largest games. If you really want to give Vect [[Harlequin|an insane clown posse,]] one should note that this is the only dedicated transport that you can load up with [[Harlequin|Harlequins,]] and the Vail of Tears is pretty nice to have with Vect. How and why the Dais of Destruction tend to attract so many killer clowns is anyone's guess; I guess the answer can only be found in [[Cegorach|Cegorach's]] secret Jack-in-the-Box. [[DISTRACTION CARNIFEX|Fuckin' fire magnets, how do they work?]]

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