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==Daily Rituals== {{Cleanup}} 7:00 - Brothers of the Red Hunters arise from their inquisition sanctioned “beds” (which look suspiciously like mind scrubbing pods) to start the day. 7:30 - '''Morale boost''': the Red Hunters are motivated with the ancient Terran musicians of Black Sabbath. 8:15 - '''Grooming''': Brothers of the Red Hunters groom themselves for the day, making sure they wash behind their ears and brush their gums just like the Inquisitors told them to. 8:35 - '''Breakfast''': the Red Hunters sit for their breakfast, not remembering if they had eggs or waffles yesterday. 9:00 - '''Praise the Emperor''': Chaplains gather together the chapter to venerate Red Hunters heroes but can't remember exact names or campaigns for some reason. The rest of the sermon is vague but encourages battle brothers to give props to their buddies, the Inquisition, and to drink any punch that they give them. 10:00 - '''Midday combat maneuvers''': the Red Hunters will gather to practice their combat maneouvers in the field, aiming for maximum devastation against heretics, aliens, rebels and captured Celestial Lion marines. Anyone who wounds a Celestial Lion gets a gold star from the Inquisitor. 11:00 - '''Poke the Lamenters with a stick hour''': for the next hour, fleet elements of the Red Hunters will chase after and do the astartes equivalent of “poking them with a stick” to any Lamenter ships in the area (fire upon unless they get a move on) into the jaws of the nearby Tyranid worlds. No lollygagging. 12:00 - '''Shady shite''': Inquisitors will ask to borrow roughly kill team sized (or bigger) squads of marines for super secret space marine missions. Most marines won't remember what happened, but they get sweets at the end. 13:00 - '''Lunch''' : the Red Hunters will find themselves back in the great hall with no memory of the previous hour, eating lunch with the inquisitors present who's just told another zinger of a joke. 14:00 - '''Intense combat training''': at this hour, the Red Hunters will gather to train in their practice cages against fully armed fully vat-grown and lethal combat servitors as if to re-learn some forgotten skills. 15:00 - '''Live fire ranged exercises''': for the next hour, the Red Hunters will drill through ranged fire exercises against some of the fastest most lethal enemies in the galaxy: captured scourges, dark eldar bikers, captured raptors, tyranid genestealers, gargoyles, flying rippers, etc. 16:00 - '''Praise the High Lords''': the next hour will be spent exclusively venerating the High Lords of Terra, why they're so great, and why the Red Hunters so lucky to be able to work with the Inqusition. This week's topic is “why Fyodor Karmazov is awesome and why we should all be like him.” 17:00 - '''Cross off the Imperium's (or Inquisiton's) shit list''': the next hour will be spent seeing if there's anyone in the vicinity who needs a good bollocking. Prime targets include but are not limited too Lamenters, Marines Malevolent, Ultramarines, rebel scum, the Tau Empire, traitor marines, the inqusitor's ex-wife, his mother-in-law all make good targets for tomorrow's purge. 18:00 - '''Pay the Imperium's (or Inquisiton's) enemies a visit''': based on the above list, the Red Hunters may be dispatched to the target's location or maybe an angry inquisitor will be sending the Red Hunters to a location of their choosing. 19:00 - '''Mandatory cinema hour''': the Red Hunters watch the ancient Terran movie of “the Fugitive” played by Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones. Battle brothers are taught why Tommy Lee Jones is the real hero and why Harrison Ford is a rebel and a traitor. 21:00 - '''Free Time''': the Red Hunters retire to watch ancient terran holovideos of “Iron Man”, seeing him as a proto astartes in power armor not unlike their own red and gold. Alternatively, others may be watching Captian America: Civil War. Many Red Hunters compare Tony Stark's actions with the government to the Inqusiiton and love him for it, while similtanously booing Captian America and his lackeys. 00:00 - '''Rest''': the Red Hunters retire to their “beds” and undergo mnemonic purgation (mine wipe) in preparation for the next day. <gallery> File:Red_Hunters_Tact_Marine.jpg File:Red Hunters Venerable Dreadnought.jpg File:Scouts.jpg </gallery> {{Marines-Official}}
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