Editing Slann (section)

==Warhammer Fantasy Battle==
{{Topquote|'''K''':"The mystery of the Chaos Wastes... Who do you think created them?"</br>'''M''':"Frogs. I heard it was frogs. Really big frogs."|[[Vermintide 2|Markus Kruber & Kerillian]]}}

{{Topquote|FROGS? FROGS!? I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING MORE RIDICULOUS IN MY LIFE!|[[Vermintide 2|Saltzpyre, freaking out about the above statement.]]}}
In [[Warhammer Fantasy Battle]], the Slann are the lieutenants of the [[Old Ones (Warhammer)|Old Ones]], created to lead the [[Lizardmen]], and given goofy names like [https://i.imgur.com/1EDRHd1.jpg Cupacocoa, Mylkbotyl, Pinacolada, and Kroak] ([[Lord Kroak|the last one]] is still canon). When the Warhammer world's polar gates broke down and [[Chaos]] streamed into the world, the Old Ones either fled or died, and the Slann were left in charge of fixing things. Despite their being so fucking magic that their mummified remains shoot magic at people, they have not achieved as much fixing as one might hope. In fact, basically no fixing. Quite the opposite of fixing, actually. Thanks to their continental fine-tuning, the Dwarf empire was shattered, paving the way for [[Skaven]] and [[Orcs & Goblins|greenskins]] to once again become major powers in the world. But then again a fixed up utopia ruled over by giant frog dudes on palanquins wouldn't be a great setting for a [[wargame]]. Maybe an OK one for [[FATAL]], because those guys are into toad love, but not for slamming minis together and rolling dice so much that you can't jack it for a week.

It also didn't help that at some point, Slann just...stopped being made. The spawning pools all [[lizardmen]] rose from just kept making more of the other scalyfolk, making each Slann irreplaceable.