Editing Sly Marbo (section)

==Marbo in Universe==
As <s>RAMBO</s> a Catachan native, the jungle is his element, and he is capable of buttfucking entire armies through his innate skill at jungle and guerrilla warfare. He strikes from seemingly nowhere and disappears back into the dense jungle. He is famous for his excellent sniping skills (Which make a [[Vindicare Assassin]] look like an [[Ork Snipers|Ork]]) and is considered to be one of the deadliest Humans in existence; not bad for a Guardsman...

Mysterious and aloof, little is known about Marbo's origins, and most of what is said remains speculation. Only his bro, Colonel Traupman (totally not Trautman from the Rambo films) knows the truth of his past. Marbo is so majestically ripped, that his fellow Jungle Fighters compare him to a small Ork, to the point that his muscley bulk is considered almost inhuman, oh and his eyes are scary as all fuck.

It is said that he was one of ten brothers inducted into the Catachan XII Regiment, but they all ended up getting killed by Orks. Pissed off that he had lost his Bruva Marbos, Sly hunted down the Ork Warboss, killed him, and strode on back to base with his head.

Marbo then gained renown as one of the few survivors of the Dark Eldar incursion of Galabad. The small garrison of Jungle Fighters stationed on the planet was too few in number compared to the hordes of xenos, and was soon overrun. Many historians recount the horrific details of long, dark nights of torture, in which the Catachan prisoners were dismembered whilst Wyches and Mandrakes bathed in the blood of their victims (kinky). It was Marbo's boi, Colonel Traupman who led the rescue force that eventually found Sly: the mad bastard was standing alone and armed only with a knife, covered from head to toe in alien blood. Marbo had prepared for his pal's arrival though, as he was surrounded by destroyed vehicles, piles of alien bodies and had even bothered to put the head of the Dark Eldar leader on a fancy stake. What a nice guy!
 
Marbo's exploits have gotten to the point where regular Guardsmen practically worship his holy Rambo-ness. Good ol' Sly has fought his way from one end of the galaxy to the other attached to various Catachan regiments, including the famed badasses, the Catachan II. Here Sly works alone: Straken only needs to give him the order and he will turn enemy leaders into lasagne, break the back of enemy advances, and blow the fuck out of enemy war machines. On Pardus, it is said that he destroyed a Tau armored convoy by booby-trapping an entire ravine, while on Sask's World he captured a command post single-handedly, slaying the alien leader and all of its tentacled bodyguards, using only his BARE HANDS and a RATION TIN! It is said that during the Octavius War Marbo hunted Lictors for sport. That aside, Marbo has a collection of medals that would rival a Warmaster, having been awarded the Star of Terra multiple times for his legendary exploits (The Star of Terra is the IG's Medal of Honor/Victoria Cross).

On the planet of Nordassa, Marbo destroyed a BANELORD FUCKING [[Titan (Warhammer 40,000)|TITAN]]. Nobody knows how, because the pussies at Segmentum Command decided to make the details of his mission highly classified, even on his own file. He probably wrecked it simply by pissing in its general direction.

During <s>Rambo II</s> the Third War for Armageddon, Sly fucking Marbo was sent out to get shit done against the Orks. Normally, entire warbands of elite Assassins and soldiers would venture into Armageddon’s wastelands. But everyone knew that Marbo don't need that shit, so they sent him out on his own.

At the start of <s>Rambo III</s> the 13th Black Crusade, Marbo began his own shadow war against the enemies of the Imperium. Marbo wrought so much havoc using well-placed headshots and improvised explosives that entire encampments full of [[Chaos Space Marines]] were found destroyed. The destruction was on such a scale that Imperial forces figured it could only have been caused by a force of loyalist [[Space Marines|Spehss Marines]], eventually finding out that it was Sly fucking Marbo, alone and [[Rip and tear|doing what he does best]].

If you consider ''[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device]]'' canon, then there is a spinoff where [[Vulkan]] and [[Corvus Corax]] take a vacation, and learn from Colonel Straken and the Catachan II why Marbo was so powerful: He's actually a [[Living Saint]]. He was so fucking awesome alone that he achieved ''apotheosis'', however, unlike that of the kinds of [[Saint Celestine]], he rejected all the blatantly Christian parts of angel wings, halos and doves because they were too unmanly for his presence (but he won't judge any men that do, cause he is a bro like that, not holding anything inherent against anyone except [[Erebus]] but that goes without saying). Marbo and the Catachans abhor such fabulous pretentiousness, for they were born and made to survive in the worst, poorest and dirtiest of conditions, and adorning such elements of fabulous wealth is hypocrisy, and a betrayal against their native roots.