Editing Tales of Eldrad Ulthuan, the Dick (section)

==Death of Eldrad==
<span style='color:pink;font-size:150%'> You think you know about Eldrad being a dick. [[A Song of Ice and Fire|You know nothing.]] </span>

<span style='color:pink;font-size:150%'>[[Slaanesh|I]] was going to partake of his juicy little soul, freshly ripped screaming from his body, when the little bastard managed to slip free and get away. I gave chase throughout the warp, thinking there was no way he could escape. He eventually came to a dead end, and I prepared to drink him in... </span>

<span style='color:pink;font-size:150%'>...and instead found myself guzzling [[Khorne]]'s piss. The little bastard had tricked me into drinking my arch-enemy's piss. If it had been anyone else, it would have been sexy as all hell. But he managed to cloak the blood god while he was taking a leak instead. </span>

<span style='color:pink;font-size:150%'>What a dick. </span>

Oh, and to top that off, I heard he was ghostwriting [[Tomb of Horrors|an AD&D module]] for [[Gary Gygax]].

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