Editing Tales of Linus (section)

== The Arrival of Linus the Skeltal ==
''Anonymous  08/02/14(Sat)15:31:21 No.33842841
:''What about a skellington, who is pretty average stat-wise(or not fighting at all) and is used as comic relief?


I played a skeleton bartender named Linus once. He'd save the day by wading through undead-heavy puzzles on his own, stockpiled foodstuffs for everybody else in the bag of holding in his ribs, had a million puns that'd be the death of you, and had absolutely no combative skill what-so-ever except throwing his foodstuffs. Usually in a fight it boiled down to "Fighter, throw me!"
And then he'd get hurled, which makes sense kinda 'cause skeletons are only around 20lbs, plus his extra carrying weight?
And then he'd throw Molotov cocktails and pickled eggs or herring.
A lich ended up taking him over, and I wasn't allowed to play the character anymore because it was a "no evil allignment" game and he automatically became evil once controlled.
Nevermind saving throws. Those didn't exist for me because I was "just a corpse" with "no will"


''Anonymous  08/02/14(Sat)16:17:47 No.33843417
:''But the monster manual even says all undead substitute fortitude for will saves, which means they get will saves... your GM is silly


He's wasn't great, but I don't play with him anymore. I found a new one that's almost as bad.

He has his own GMPC who is an edgy Paladin of Homebrewed Luck God. He's crossed the Underdark three times alone, killed dragons and liches, found a god's artifact, stopped three wars, and is only level nine.

The highest level PC in the campaign to date has been my level eleven fighter.
Everyone else manages to die around level 5, because he kills them off before they get strong enough to matter, or get leadership, or anything else.

And he homebrews so many rules and feats and things that it's essentially not D&D anymore, then forgets what his ruling was and changes it to fit what he wants that moment. We started writing them down as he made them and he'd say "I changed it." and ignore the written version he'd approved already.

I take solace in the fact that I've pissed him off more than enough times by surviving his deathtraps.

Re: "Zane the Unkillable" and "Teatime with Teagan" and "Child's Play with The Admiral"
I can post a story of any of those if anybody cares..


Obviously, /tg/ calls for story time...