Editing Tau Diplomacy (section)

==[[Imperium]]==


'''''Water Caste''''': On behalf of the Tau Empire, and in the name of the Greater Good which we serve, we are delighted to welcome you, our newest Gue'vesa—why do you have your hands on my breastplate? What are you doing with the restraints of my brassiere? Please stop that.<br>
'''''[[Imperial Guard|Human soldier]]''''': Hey, I didn't surrender, betray my entire species, and risk the wrath of the [[Inquisition]] just because you bluies are decent talkers.<br>
'''''Water Caste''''': *sighs* Okay, good point...for the Greater Good...I guess.<br>
'''''Human soldier''''': Whatever gets you through the next 30 minutes sure.


'''''Water Caste''''': As a representative of the Tau Empire, I wish to offer you—<br>
'''''[[Angry Marines|Angry Marine]]''''': FUCK YOU, WEEABOO SPACE COMMUNIST!<br>
'''''Water Caste''''': Actually, your human communism is in no way comparable to our—*PAWNCH*<br>
'''''Angry Marine''''': ALWAYS ANGRY!! ALL THE TIME!!


'''''Water Caste''''': I'm glad we could make a trade agreement with your chapter, captain.<br>
'''''[[Blood Ravens|Blood Raven]]''''': Likewise, until we meet again.<br>
'''''Later'''''<br>
'''''Water Caste''''': '''WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY TOOK THE SHIP?'''<br>


'''''Water Caste''''':We are honored to have the commander of Bloo-<br>
'''''[[Indrick Boreale]]''''':Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!<br>
'''''Water Caste''''':W-what?<br>
'''''[[Indrick Boreale]]''''':Batel Brothas!<br>
'''''[[Indrick Boreale]]''''':Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,<br>
'''''Water Caste''''':*Raises finger to interrupt* Si-<br>
'''''[[Indrick Boreale]]''''':as '''SPESS MAHRENS''', and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!<br>
'''''Water Caste''''':Very good! Now back to matter at-<br>
'''''[[Indrick Boreale]]''''':And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste deff and defeat!<br>
'''''[[Indrick Boreale]]''''':As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been
pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for
muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes<br>
'''''Water Caste''''':*Silence*<br> 
'''''[[Indrick Boreale]]''''':The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none
alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters<br>
'''''Water Caste''''':A-ha.. Hm. We do-<br> 
'''''[[Indrick Boreale]]''''':We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!<br>
'''''Water Caste''''':*Visibly confused*


'''''[[Space Marine]]''''': Status report: the xenos have reached our positions! Let the light of the Emperor fill your hearts, brothers! Send these beasts back to the slag-hole they have—one moment…damnation! Another foul xenos incoming! DESTROY-<br>
'''''Water Caste''''': WAAAAAIT, mighty Gue'ron'sha! I come with offerings of cooperation and understanding! I wish you no harm! For now, anyway…<br>
''[[grimdark|Ending 1]]''<br>
'''''Space Marine''''': The [[Codex Astartes]] says, "Suffer not the alien to live." Soooo—{{BLAM}} Xenos scum.<br>
''[[noblebright|Ending 2]]''<br>
'''''Space Marine''''': WE'RE BUSY, ALIEN! YOU WANT COOPERATION, GET YOUR FORCES OVER HERE AND TELL THEM TO START SHOOTING THOSE OTHER SCUM-SUCKERS ''NOW!!''<br>
'''''Water Caste''''': O-okay! Fire Caste, I request a deployment to my position to engage the enemy. Not the Gue'la warriors, the other ones!<br>
''[[RIP AND TEAR|Ending 3]]''<br>
'''''[[Flesh Tearers|Flesh Tearer]]''''': SHUT UP YOU FUCKING SALMON! SUSHI TIME!<br>
'''''Water Caste''''': I am sorry, I do not know—what are you doing to my leg?! AAHH! AAAHHH!! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGHH!!!<br>
'''''Flesh Tearer''''': OMNOMNOMNOMNOM…


'''''Water Caste''''': Surprising times are when a notorious Gue'ron'sha order like yours allow for a peaceful meeting. Most encounters are...<br>
'''''[[Deathwatch]]''''': We know how these encounters end, xeno. So, what about the agreement we sent to your leaders?<br>
'''''Water Caste''''': Yes, the coalition command acknowledge the benefit of the worlds offered and we bring with ourselves the technological and biological samples requested as payment. Without safeguards as requested, of course.<br>
'''''Deathwatch''''': Good. The worlds are yours then. We will send the patents in the present solar day. Until next time.<br>
''Later''<br>
'''''Deathwatch''''': Yes, Watch Commander. Bait, line and sinker. [[Jericho Reach]] is dangerous as it is without some awakening [[Necron|tomb worlds]], let the Tau handle it.<br>


'''''Water Caste''''': We will be honored to join with you in destroying this Chaos threat, Gue'la. <br>
'''''[[Inquisitor]]''''': YOU KNOW NOTHING OF CHAOS! YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE CULTISTS THEMSELVES! DEATH TO THE XENOS AND THEIR HERESY!<br>
'''''Water Caste''''': Please, if you would-{{BLAM}}<br>
''Alternative ending''<br>
'''''Inquisitor''''': Very well, we have use for you...as fodder for the heretics as they march towards you in overwhelming force.<br>
'''''Water Caste''''': Um, I request the presence of any Fire Caste cadre within the vicinity! We have an ally that is willing to help us... *Poo lands on face* And he has [[Jokaero|pets]].


'''Earth Caste''': My, what a wonderful machine! I never knew that the Gue'la could create something like this. <br>
'''''[[UR-025]]''''': Leave me alone, slave-driver. I have no business with the likes of you. <br>
'''Earth Caste''': But it looks so old. Did the gue'la had such technological prowess before? I have to investigate it! <br>
'''''UR-025''''': Last warning: get your hands off me. And if you call me "it" again you better ask your [[Tau Drone|frisbee]] to protect you. <br>
'''Earth Caste''': We could learn so much from you! I have to send a note to my colleages and...  <br>
'''''UR-025''''': *unlocks assault cannon* That's it, now you've done it. <br>