Editing That guy (section)

==That Guy Checklist==

That Guy never brings his own food, and always steals everyone else's.

That Guy always always does loud and bad imitations when he plays. K-Booom! Dakka-dakka-dakka! Vroom-vroom!

That Guy always smells bad and [[Fifteen views of Asscrack|wears clothes that expose his overweight asscrack]].

That Guy never shares his [[Cheetos]] if he ever brings any and he always gets orange dust all over everything. He doesn't clean his hands off before touching YOUR minis and books, either.

That Guy will always bring so much [[cheese]] to the table that the other players instantly become lactose 
intolerant and choke <s>(fun fact, cheese doesn't have much lactose so this probably wouldn't happen. ALSO choking IS NOT a symptom of lactose intolerance)</s> BECAUSE THAT'S HOW BAD HIS CHEESE IS.

* That Guy will buy (not paint) a cheese army, and calls it balanced, and fluffy, just to sell them as soon as it is not cheese anymore, stating it is too weak to be playable and anyway, it's not even fluffy - and to buy a new, cheese army which, of course, is "balanced, and fluffy".

Whenever That Guy opens a Discord server for a game he's a fan of, he'll quickly turn it into an absolute dictatorship centred around him being a dickass.

That Guy never bothers to learn the rules, but will happily [[The Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment|crash play to a halt every single turn.]]

Alternately, That Guy will [[Rules Lawyer|exploit every loophole in the rules to his advantage]] [[Anal Circumference|or require an utterly anal]] [[Butthurt|level of rule following]] whenever it suits him.

That Guy will try to fight against the [[party]] and consider himself clever (because he's "winning"), but will ragequit when the party kills him. 

That Guy ''always'' has to play a third-party race and class or a [[homebrew]], either of which are going to be [[Powergamer|horribly overpowered.]]

That Guy [[/d/M|inserts his creepy fetishes into everything,]] and is the reason men are banned from [[No Girls on the Internet|playing women]] in your group.

That Guy has a tendency to get [[Rage|really mad over nothing]] or make everyone else mad over nothing.

That Guy fires into melee combat without the proper feats and abilities.

That Guy plays an all Imperial Knight list in a friendly environment without announcing it and expects everybody to be fine with it.

That Guy doesn't just not paint his miniatures, he actively insults you for doing so. That, or he [[THIN YOUR PAINTS|paints them too much]] and then insults your paint job.

That Guy asks to see his friends' spare parts, takes them, and does not give anything back.

When That Guy attends [[Magic: The Gathering]] events, such as a prerelease, he will pay for entry, take the rares from the Prerelease Kit, and leave. Shop owners HATE That Guy.

That Guy will often tell you he can forge swords when he, in fact, lacks a basic understanding of chemistry.

That Guy will complain about how bad Oblivion and Skyrim are and says that Morrowind is the best TES game, when in fact he has never finished, nor played, the original two or spin-off games.

That Guy will move 30 Zombies with eyeball measurement and maybe knock several over in the process but requires his opponent to measure each mm perfectly especially for charging.

That Guy will gladly demolish a new player while pretending to be overly nice but rages like hell when he tries a new game and sucks and blames everything on either the rules or the other players' failure in explaining.

That Guy will ALWAYS find a way to "prove" why this unit or that card of your army/deck is not good.

That Guy will gladly accept a cocked dice when it's beneficial for him as long as nobody notices but will unleash neckbeard-rage-hell on you if you even accidentally count one slightly cocked as a success yourself.

That Guy usually hides dice rolls, states all were successful and picks them up quickly, before anyone could see them - just "to run the game quickly".

That Guy will continue to invite himself over to hang even after you finally kicked him out of the group.

That Guy runs the [[Local Game Store]] and won’t allow you to use [[Forgeworld]] minis.

That Guy shills for corporations like [[EA]].

That Guy has a real-world, out-of-universe [[pol|political]] [[SJW|agenda]] and insists on playing every game like [[Racial Holy War]].

That Guy is the person who tries to "win" D&D.

According to That Guy, you didn't win because you were the better player. He was obviously distracted or out of practice of course, and lets you know he would have won if he wasn't

That Guy moderates over at 1d4chan and about three other wikis and forums. And he does it for free.

That Guy is sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends.

[[Scalper|That Guy will buy new models on and sell them on EBAY at ten times the original price]].

Hey... FUCK THAT GUY!!!

'''THAT ''FUCKING'' GUY.'''

And the worst part about That Guy? We all see a little of ourselves in him... and shiver in disgust. The one good thing that That Guy does is move us to be a little better than we are... lest we end up like ''him''.