Editing Transdimensional Beamer (section)

==Exile Cannon==
[[File:Exile_Cannon.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Exile Cannon]]
The Exile Cannon uses technologies similar to those employed by the smaller Transdimensional Beamer, and is a [[Tomb Sentinel|Canoptek Tomb Sentinel's]] primary weapon. Thus, it can be said that the Exile Cannon is what happens when you scale a Transdimensional Beamer to vehicle sized. [[Anal circumference|The results ain't pretty.]]

An Exile Cannon is a powerful and arcane Necron weapon that functions exactly like the Transdimensional Beamer, just on a much logically bigger scale. How big we don't know, but seeing as how this thing can [[Anal circumference|assrape tanks like there is no tomorrow,]] we can estimate that it is quite fucking big. Thus, it could be stated that the Exile Cannon is meant for 'heavy duty' purposes when it comes to [[Imperium of Man|clearing]] [[Orks|unwanted]] [[Tau|trash]] [[Daemons|dirtying]] [[Chaos|the]] [[Tyranids|Tomb World.]]

Exile Cannon's often form the 'head' of the Tomb Sentinels.

In 8th edition, these things are ''SCARY''; its a gun that gets close to being called a [[Doomsday Cannon]]. Whilst it has a relatively modest range of 12", it offsets this liability by hitting like a freight train. At S10, AP-4, D3, this Heavy D6 weapon can unleash a truckload of pain to anything up-to-and-including TEQs and vehicles. Coupled with the fact that its wielder has Dimensional Translocation and thus has an innate Deep Strike, shit's gonna get real. Add another couple of slices to that grilled cheese for me, would you?