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==The Beginning== Tuska was once a normal Warboss, like you and that git over yonder. He was rolling around the galaxy in his space hulk [[Awesome|''Gorejaw'']], minding his own business... until an unknown many-headed Greater [[Daemon]] snuck onboard and started rampaging through the [[Ork Kroozer|Kroozer]], killing anything and anyone in its way. Upon hearing the screams of his [[Boyz]] being massacred, Tuska went "ZOG ME, SOUNDS LIKE FUN!", rigged up his [[Power weapon#Power Klaw|Power Klaw]], and ran screaming towards the bridge. The resulting battle when he reached the bridge was spectacular, with Tuska nearly dying in the process. After that, Tuska discovered two things: #Daemon trophies are really fucking cool. #Daemons are [[Rip and tear|big, killy,]] and a real fun scrap to [[Rape|get into]]. So from that point forward, Tuska, now calling himself "Daemon-Killa", made an oath; to kill those squigy Deemuns and have the best damn time of his life while doing it. He then gathered all his [[Weirdboy|Weirdboyz]], and bolted straight for the [[Cadia|Cadian Gate.]] WAAAGH Tuska had begun. ===Prosan=== When Tuska and his retinue reached the Cadian system, [[Imperial]] Command freaked the fuck out. With an [[Abaddon|armless <s>superhuman</s> failure]] and dozens of Chaos [[cultist|cults]] popping up every day (as usual), the LAST thing Cadia wanted was to become like [[Armageddon]] with Orks crawling all over it. But to their confusion/relief, the Orks instead assaulted the nearby planet of Prosan. The reason for the confusion was that Prosan was literally just a rock of no strategic value; a hostile planet used by Cadian Guardsmen as training grounds. Still pissed-scared, however, the [[Imperial Navy]] intercepted them as the waves of Orks were being thrown at Prosan. The experienced regiments on the planet held the Greenskins at bay, but they would soon be overwhelmed if the Orks kept coming. But as suddenly as they arrived, Tuska and his Boyz picked up sticks and ran straight for the Eye of Terror, much to the ever-growing confusion of the Cadian High Command. As it turns out, Tuska was using Prosan as a ''fucking warm-up'' for his venture into the Eye of Terror. The Cadian system, one of the most active and heavily defended Imperial systems in the galaxy, was simply '''''practice''''' for Tuska and his Orks. '''<strike><span style="color:#33aa33;'''">OI! U MAD, [[Creed|KREED?!]]</span></strike><strike>''''''{{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*''' HERESY!}},</strike> <span style="color:#33aa33;'''">'''*KRUMP* BOSS, DA HUMIES ARE INFESTIN' US AGAIN!''' However, Tuska would need all the practice he could fucking get.
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