Editing Wazdakka Gutsmek (section)

== History ==
See, Gutsmek was originally just some [[Mekboy]] in an [[Evil Sunz]] klan who suddenly became interested in the Kult of Speed and thought that being faster than all get-out was zoggin' awesome. Unfortunately for him, though, those other [[Ork Boy|boyz]] accused him of cheating in a race, causing him to do the only sensible thing one could in that situation; destroy his entire village with his dakkacannons before driving off into the sunset. Without a proper group, he became a solo biker.

Not much has changed for him since that time, as he just kept on biking day and night, going through countless [[WAAAGH|waaghs]] and staying awake because of strange drug cocktails made by outlawed [[Painboy|Painboyz]] who forgot to pay the insurance agency enough [[Toof|teef]]. It's said that he'll never leave his bike, even if his ass is practically nonexistent, unless he actually needs to fix said bike, called '''The Bike of the Aporkalypse'''.

Among his legendary feats was single-handedly totaling an Imperial [[Titan]], destroying it and then taking the skulls of the Princeps (which were still on fire from the wreckage, by the way) and then sticking them on top of his bike because there's no way by [[Gork]] or [[Mork]] that could ever be repeated (see [[Ufthak Blackhawk]]).

One bit of lore had him trying to create a portal network that would be [[Awesome|an interstellar highway, so he could ride his bike from one end of the galaxy to the other]].

In recent lore he has launched the biggest Speedwaaagh! in the galaxy, and his reputation has grown to the point where has become a kind of mythical figure for all Speed Freeks in the galaxy. Waaagh! Gutsmek's path cuts directly through the Segmentum Solar, and is so close to Terra that the Dread Host of the [[Adeptus Custodes]] are trying to stop him.