Editing Zarakynel (section)

==Biography==
'''Zarakynel, the Bringer of Torments''' is the best and (apparently) most beautiful of Slaanesh's creations, but his/her/its model is a six-titted monstrosity that looks like Shiva had a baby with a daemonette and an [[Raven Guard|albino]]. He/she/they/them has fun [[Anal_circumference|raping]] Eldar, especially the exodites, and her favorite delicacy is spirit stones. She is well known as the bringer of torments, the [[Anime|soul-eater]], the unholy one, and fucking ugly. She quadruple-wields swords and is a complete [[rape]] monster. Literally.

At one point, she had a run in with [[Iskandar Khayon]], taking the life of his bitch Nefertari. Before he/she/it could take Nefertari's soul, Khayon used his psychic powers to blast her into the warp. Even though she survived the encounter, it was more than a millennium before she could regain corporeal form. He/she/it vowed to [[FATAL|fuck up]] the goddamn space pansy.
One of her most notable appearances is on a planet called Sherilax. A bunch of pleasure cults were having a violent uprising against the planetary governor. The pleasure cults were [[/d/|pleasing]] [[Slaanesh]] greatly, so he/she/it/Hermaphodite/who the fuck even knows sent Zarakynel who then appeared and converted the Entire planet. It was, in fact, so horrid that even the Inquisition refused to write what really happened there. [[Rape|Oh God]].