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===Chainsword=== [[File:Imperial_Chainsword.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Chainsword]] A chainsword is just a chainsaw with a sword grip. Most versions make use of monomolecular-edged or otherwise razor sharp teeth. Like many examples of human invention, the chainsword’s many variants seem to have their roots in the shrouded heresies of the Dark Age of Technology. Some in /tg/ like to speculate that it was some AdMech Priest who had mistaken a weirdly designed Chainsaw for a sword, unfortunately official fluff dictates that it saw consistent use in the armored fists of techno-barbarians during the Age of Strife, and among the Emperor’s own armies during his [[Thunder Warriors]]’ conquest of Terra during the Unification Wars. But whilst Techpriests debate on the origin of the Chainsword, a particularly amusing theory surface that states it was an [[Heresy|inspiration stolen from]] [[Eldar|an alien race,]] [[War in Heaven|in a war that may never be remembered.]] [[Troll|If this theorem ever bears fruit, it is distinctly possible that the galaxy’s first wielders of chainswords were the prissy armored warriors of the ancient Eldar,]] [[Not As Planned|not us Humans.]] Although this bears little weight as chain weapons and bolt weapons were created to combat powered and semi-powered armor common to techno-barbarians ([[Derp|which the Emperor replaced with mesh and then flak armor even though semi-powered armor at least was common enough for everyone’s wargear to revolve around fighting people wearing it]]). There are multiple varieties of Chainsword such as the '''Ironfang Chainsword''', which is a variant of the chainsword created to allow human heretics to approximate the deadly blows of a Legion chainsword, this variant features a thick, bladed area with chained teeth nearly twice the width of an ordinary chainsword, and powered by a backpack-mounted fuel supply. Its greater tearing strength and weighted nose allow it to deal viciously violent heavy slashing blows. Needless to say, this weapon is heavy - 12 kilograms in weight, complete with power supply - and unbalanced, ie. a very heavy ''regular'' chainsaw. It would tear things apart like nobodies business in melee... if it can make it there. Chainsword actually appears in [[Total War: WARHAMMER|Total War: WARHAMMER III]], as it can be obtained in the Realm of Khorne, where it makes the bearer UNBREAKABLE (because who cares about Vargheists or Daemons when you have a Chainsword?) and obviously deals a shit-ton of AP. This is certainly very unexpected, as 40K weapons only appeared in Fantasy in a very old lore where universes were linked together. This is, most likely, an Easter egg, and it disappears the next time you enter the Warp. and <s>a first hint towards the probable Total War 40k</s> gives us hope that we may one day get a [[Dawn Of War]] Reboot with CA's budget, just like how they rebooted [[Halo|Halo Wars]] after seizing it from Ensemble Studio's cold, dead hands. <gallery> File:PreacherChainsword.png|Preacher armed with a Chainsword File:ThunderEdgeChainsword.jpg|Horus Heresy-era Chainsword File:BattleSisterBulletinCharacter--ChainswordPowerpack.jpg| [[Battle Sister Squad |Battle Sister]]'s power pack with a sheathed chainsword. File:WHFestLiveBlog-Sisters-Swords.jpg| File:CrossedChainswords.jpg | Crossed Chainswords </gallery>
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