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===Caesar's Legion===
The Big Bad of FNV, tribals larping as Rome, led by a man who can call himself [[God-Emperor|Caesar]] because most people are too illiterate to know what Rome is. They conquered a whole bunch of desert tribes (57 to be exact), but the truth is that they're really just a horde with a few Roman terms and ideas sprinkled in (mostly the nasty ones). They think the only way to save the world is to conquer everyone and impose a reactionary warlike totalitarian luddite misogynist anti-mutant homophobic puritanical militaristic dictatorship on everyone forever. If you can see the problem with this, congratulations on having at basic understanding of history, human behavior and morality. Pretty much everyone in the game says that the Legion will disintegrate when Caesar dies, except for Caesar himself, because he's a narcissistic fuck, which is unironically the only reason why the Legion is so cohesive. Considering his two likeliest successors are a blunt bloodthirsty brute and a two faced sadistic torturer, Caesar pretty much is the only figure in the Legion with the intellect to hold together this army of sycophantic slaves. They literally believe him to be the biggest gigachad ever, even though it's really because they're just [[/pol/|illiterate]].